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Smoofing

When you sniff crack off of your boyfriends ass and he farts and gets white crack in your face.
Last night me and kristine were getting down and dirty but then she decided to go smoofing, and i aint fuckin that bitch again.
by Uananinominious April 26, 2006
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smooging

1.to make out on a park bench with an incredibly beautiful girl
2.to watch the wizard of oz at a low volume,while listening to pink floyds dark side of the moon and smoking a heavy amount of highly potent dank
1. dude i had a dream last niht the me and me woman were just smooging in the middle of nowhere
2.my young lad,have you ever experienced smooging?
by lucas mcrevere June 14, 2004
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blend a smoothie

Tossing a Jamba Juice employee's salad; tossing a salad
Justin wanted to blend a smoothie after Alisa blew him.
by Yeeesssss February 15, 2010
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Vagisil Smoothie

An interesting blend of combinations of Ingredients to make my very own creation the Vagisil Smootie.

Ingredients:
3 Full Cups of Ice
1/4 Cup of Sugar
Teaspoon of Vanilla Extract
1 Tube of Vagisil
1 Cup of Strawberries
1 Banana
2 Shots of Crown Royal
And The secret ingredient a pinch of Cinammonm, only the finest though.

After you have gathered these materiels and items Get an average blender. Combine them all in it. Set it too shred. Then Enjoy (\"\\(O.o)/\")
That vagisil smoothie tasted Hella uv good, lets get another.
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Shooting up

The act of injecting a substance (most commonly heroin) into ones bloodstream via syringe. Also referred to as Mainlining.

It is favored because of the 'rush' that shooting up gives a user that other forms of ingestion do not.

Shooting up can be dangerous and an easy way to transmit blood-borne diseases. Be safe when you shoot up.
"I was shooting up last night and missed the damn vein."
by Weshoujo August 8, 2019
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shooting putty at the moon

when a guy jacks off in a girls ass hole shooting his cum load in to her brown eye tube
" having good aim is essentail for shooting putty at the moon"
by XXCrowZXX April 24, 2004
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drive-by shooting

A colloquialism use to describe a ridiculously short stop at a place as if to slow down and then GO! (minus the gun fire)
Dude, we'll throw a drive-by shooting at my in-laws and then hit the strip club.
by The Big Texas December 17, 2008
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