scarfing

To masturbate while strangling oneself.

The police classified Jim's corpse as scarfing due to his hand on his exposed penis and the belt that was around his neck.

by Nell T. May 19, 2008

scarfnbarf

an all u can eat buffet.

dude, im starving, lets hit up a scarfnbarf.

by gspotrun August 22, 2009

Scarforting

Someone who is scary. But you're used to their scariness so it's really like a comforting kind of scare.

It was so scarforting to see ET, even though as a child I had been terrified of him!

by Laylasss September 12, 2009

Sarffalarficus

A simple word discribing something of stupidity.

exmp: The guy over there just ate paper, thats sarffalarficus.

by Epic Halfrican February 17, 2010

smarass

A R-tard.

Martin P. is a smarass :)

by SindreDue93 November 28, 2010

Scarf Choking

When you fuck somebody from behind on a cold night and you use their scarf as grip thus choking the bitch.

Ben: Yo I fucked a bitch so hard last night I wound up scarf choking her.

Tyrone: Damn dog you gave her a real good pounding

by Nguy69 November 16, 2019

Varsity Scarf

The use of a jumper worn around the neck and over the shoulders as popularised by the middle-class and the french

"Some loser came into the pub today wearing a varsity scarf."

by Rob Darbyshire March 30, 2009