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Why are you such a smarff?
by anmdkaajdalz May 20, 2007
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Smartfounded

A person actively pretending to know what they or somebody else is talking about when in reality they have no idea what the fuck is going on, Therefore, fooling the general population into believing that they are smart when in actuality they are a dumbass.

People who are smartfounded also like to make things up that sound hi-tech and that they could be true in order to make others believe that they are smart, however, theese facts are completely wrong and no one should ever believe them

People should avoid theese types of people seing as after extensive scientific research and studies it has been been proven that spending time within the vacinity of theese people for extended periods of time can cause a decrease in IQ, as well as explosive diahreah, anal seepage, inflimation of the left nostril, and lung cancer. No known cure or cause has been found however, some believe it may be genetic.
Person 1: do you know how to do this chem shit?
Person 2: Somewhat
Person 1: hmmm ill ask Dan he seems to know whats going on
Person 2: no dont do that he's just smartfounded everything he says is completely wrong, plus, hes a douche bag
by Ohmagorsh June 4, 2009
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ball snarffling

The process through which a funny sound is made when there is suckage of the balls.
Lyndsay has many talents, but her forte is ball snarffling.
by Jon, John, and Judah July 4, 2006
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Snarff Gobbler

This is the act of FARTING in the bathtub and bitting the bubbles
Trish: "what the hell are you doing?"
Kevin: "What I'm a Snarff Gobbler"
Trish: "WTF is wrong with you?"
Kevin: "I'm bitting the bubbles before they hit the surface."
Trish: "you are a sick bastard"
Kevin: Thanks I love you
by Bobby da Bone February 27, 2009
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SMURFF

Pimp, Player, the king of Gs a wingman u can rely on down for anything nothing homo though
Damn SMURFF is a G.

SMURFF is the best.!
by Rabiosa December 31, 2011
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Smurffed

Originated in the small town of Norton, MA. This is a popularly used term when referencing a high. Is used as a way to express ones mind-state after alcohol or marijuana intake.
Wow i am "smurffed" right now!

I'm about to get "smurffed" in a bit.
by Collegekidd December 28, 2010
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smirff

awesome people who die their hair blue and are short..not to be confused with smurf
"that chick is a smirff"
by jessicamessica February 18, 2009
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