Rubber Duck

A wank with rubber gloves on

After my wife had done the washing up I took a rubber glove and went for a rubber duck

by Crackingopenacoldonewththeboys June 9, 2017

Rubber Cactus

The act of putting a condom on a cactus then inserting it anally.

Hey im going to go home and give my self a rubber cactus.

by niggertrigger May 30, 2013

chum rubber

a woman who puts a food substance of any kind (normaly dog food) on her private parts and intices a K9 to lick it off for her own sexual gratification.

she is a chum rubber.

by bigspuds July 7, 2006

Rubber Dick

When you finish masturbating but you're still a little hard
"Rubber Dick"

I have rubber dick.

by ethio_ethio September 29, 2017

rubber duckey

Another word for a condom. Can also be the act of sex-making itself.

Yo, dude, I need a rubber duckey big time!

by WiseOldGrunt July 12, 2009

Rubber Stamp

The female equivalent of a tea bag.

She said, "Lay down and open your mouth."
"Why?"
I'm gonna slam my pussy down on you and give you that rubber stamp."

by WhyNotTryItShesWorthIt February 5, 2017

Rubber Ducker

A substitute for the "m-f" word, as used on the radio or television. Synonyms: Mothatrucker, Monkeysucker, Master Fighter, Melonfarmer, Feather Plucker. Could be useful while singing Obie Trice's "Adrenaline Rush."

"Get live, rubber ducker, when I speak, rubber ducker, out your seats, rubber ducker, I'ma reach rubber duckers..."

by WMT August 1, 2003