1. (Noun) LaPorte is a shithole located in the state of Indiana. It is located at 41°36′33″N, 86°43′3″W.
2. (Adjective) LaPorte can be used to describe a horrible, uninhabitable, place.
"La Porte" is French for "The Door", in this case, the door to Hell.
2. (Adjective) LaPorte can be used to describe a horrible, uninhabitable, place.
"La Porte" is French for "The Door", in this case, the door to Hell.
1. "Dude, I just left LaPorte, IN. Thank God I got out before I turned 21, or I would have been trapped there forever."
2. "Jesus Christ! This place is a mess! What a LaPorte..."
2. "Jesus Christ! This place is a mess! What a LaPorte..."
by phroot October 11, 2008
1. The mental warning (red flag) you get when detecting a homosexual vibe upon first meeting someone
2. The traditional rainbow-colored flag representative of the gay/lesbian/bisexual/transgendered community.
2. The traditional rainbow-colored flag representative of the gay/lesbian/bisexual/transgendered community.
(1) Guy #1:"Dude, when I first met Dave, I saw an immediate Fag Flag."
Guy #2: "Totally, he was just radiating gayness."
(2) Dave: "Oh yeah, let's go there, there's a Fag Flag in the window, I bet we can meet hotties there!"
Guy #2: "Totally, he was just radiating gayness."
(2) Dave: "Oh yeah, let's go there, there's a Fag Flag in the window, I bet we can meet hotties there!"
by phroot March 04, 2009
1. (n) A person who will sleep with nearly anyone (sometimes regardless of sex) in order to be popular or just for the sake of doing so.
2. (adj) "Slutty", characteristics of a slut, often in reference to style of dress or behavior.
"Slut" is not to be confused with "Whore", as a whore is a person who may exhibit slut-like behaviors, but does so for financial gain.
See also: whore
2. (adj) "Slutty", characteristics of a slut, often in reference to style of dress or behavior.
"Slut" is not to be confused with "Whore", as a whore is a person who may exhibit slut-like behaviors, but does so for financial gain.
See also: whore
1. Girl #1: "Can you believe that Trina slept with three different guys last night!?"
Girl #2: "Wow. What a total slut."
2. Girl: "Look at that slutty skirt she is wearing."
Girl #2: "Wow. What a total slut."
2. Girl: "Look at that slutty skirt she is wearing."
by phroot October 15, 2008
1. (n) "Ah-So-Geh" A made-up Japanese word, that is in fact an acronym for "A Series Of Gay Events". When used online or in text-messages, it is often spelled without the "o" (ASGE).
It's meaning refers to a series of events that are not too severe, but are just... gay.
It's meaning refers to a series of events that are not too severe, but are just... gay.
Guy #1: "How was your week?"
Guy #2: "Well, first the oil pump in my truck died, then I wound up with a bucket of cow dung falling on my head, my neighbor shit in my sink, and my dog turned inside-out."
Guy #1: "Wow.. Asoge.."
Guy #2: "Well, first the oil pump in my truck died, then I wound up with a bucket of cow dung falling on my head, my neighbor shit in my sink, and my dog turned inside-out."
Guy #1: "Wow.. Asoge.."
by phroot October 15, 2008
1. A person that hides hides his uncertanties, lack of self-confidence, lack of personality, and social ineptitude behind a label so that these qualities appear to be trendy, and make him/her more appealing to a like-minded person of the opposite sex.
2. A "lifestyle". This is actually false, as being Emo is not a lifestyle, it is simply an ambiguous label.
3. A trend that has unfortunately become popular, thanks to corporations and music labels pushing goods that relate to the Emo label.
4. Anything related to the above definitions.
2. A "lifestyle". This is actually false, as being Emo is not a lifestyle, it is simply an ambiguous label.
3. A trend that has unfortunately become popular, thanks to corporations and music labels pushing goods that relate to the Emo label.
4. Anything related to the above definitions.
Emo Kid: "My life is terrible. I am without love. Woe is me."
Normal Guy: "Yeah, your life is terrible, considering you live with your parents who provide you with everything you need, including an allowance so you can buy your stupid clothes and music. Why don't you go steal your sister's pants, write some shitty poetry, and take some poorly-lit, out-of-focus, extreme close-up pictures of yourself to post on your 'blog."
Emo Kid: "You just don't understand what it's like to be one of us!"
Normal Guy: "One of 'US'? You mean one of you people who play into a stupid trend, but somehow think that they are unique and interesting? What is there to understand?"
Emo Kid: *sniffle*.. "I'm gonna' go cut myself now...."
Normal Guy: "Yeah, your life is terrible, considering you live with your parents who provide you with everything you need, including an allowance so you can buy your stupid clothes and music. Why don't you go steal your sister's pants, write some shitty poetry, and take some poorly-lit, out-of-focus, extreme close-up pictures of yourself to post on your 'blog."
Emo Kid: "You just don't understand what it's like to be one of us!"
Normal Guy: "One of 'US'? You mean one of you people who play into a stupid trend, but somehow think that they are unique and interesting? What is there to understand?"
Emo Kid: *sniffle*.. "I'm gonna' go cut myself now...."
by phroot October 15, 2008
1. (n) One who exhibits slut- or whore-like qualities, but is known to be more filthy, dirty, and of lower moral standards than the average slut.
"Skeeze" was formed by combination of the words "skank" and "sleeze", and can be used in an adjective form, i.e. "skeezy" or "skeeze-like". Generally "skeeze" implies qualities that are lower than those of a skank, sleeze, slut, or whore.
See also: skank, sleeze/sleaze
"Skeeze" was formed by combination of the words "skank" and "sleeze", and can be used in an adjective form, i.e. "skeezy" or "skeeze-like". Generally "skeeze" implies qualities that are lower than those of a skank, sleeze, slut, or whore.
See also: skank, sleeze/sleaze
Guy #1: "Jesus.. look at that girl.. is that a skirt or a belt? I can't tell.."
Guy #2: "Stay away from that man.. I've heard that she has more crabs than Red Lobster, and that she let some guy piss in her mouth for $5."
Guy #1: "Holy shit.., what a skeeze..."
Guy #2: "Stay away from that man.. I've heard that she has more crabs than Red Lobster, and that she let some guy piss in her mouth for $5."
Guy #1: "Holy shit.., what a skeeze..."
by phroot October 15, 2008
1. Intelligent people who hate Emo Kids, and everything else pertaining to the Emo "lifestyle". Emo Haters do not hate people that show emotions or feelings. Emo Haters hate Emo Kids exclusively.
Guy #1: "Man, look at that Emo faggot."
Guy #2: "Are you an Emo Hater?"
Guy #1: "Yeah, I am. That Emo kid thinks that displaying the Emo 'label' will make up for his lack of personality and social ineptitude."
Guy #2: "Are you an Emo Hater?"
Guy #1: "Yeah, I am. That Emo kid thinks that displaying the Emo 'label' will make up for his lack of personality and social ineptitude."
by phroot October 15, 2008