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road whore 

the last girl at the bar you would ever stick your dick in because you know she told you that she doesn't own a car because of a previous DUI, and she had to suck fat dick and gurgle jism just to get a ride to the bar to try to fuck you.
Holy fuck dude. I got an STD from merely looking at that fucking road whore. THAT FUCKING BITCH ROAD WHORE!!!
road whore by TWON February 20, 2004
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Road Rash 3 

Road Rash 3 n. Easily the finest installment in the long-running series of unapologetically violent, politically incorrect, and guiltily pleasing motorcycle combat/racing games by Electronic Arts. Released on the Sega Genesis back in the mid 1990s, this game was way ahead of its time in the visual, audio, and gameplay departments. One the of the greatest video games of all time.
Person talking to their Road Rash 3 game: "Yeah Lucky Luc.....You're luck's just run out, because all you got are those lame-ass oil cans, and I'm about to take some nunchucks upside your dome, biatch!"
Road Rash 3 by Mr. Pirate May 24, 2004
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road whore 

One who sucks the most cock on a road trip.. and taking a few stabs to the brown eye while doing so.
Damn how is Sally always the road whore?
road whore by ChangWang April 30, 2003

road rhymin' 

When a person, usually an aspiring rapper, is freestyling while on the road. Road rhymin' is most effective when accompanied by custom-made beats via in car CD or MP3 player.
Duder 1: "Oh dude I thought of the best rhyme today on the way home from work."

Duder 2: "You was road rhymin' again? Damn man, you gonna get yourself in an accident."

Duder 1: "Fuck all that son! I gots to rhyme!"
road rhymin' by westfalia January 11, 2010

road rules 

A show on mtv, on which they pick a group of people to travel an area of the world together and complete missions
The new season of road rules is on crack
road rules by kdawg July 9, 2003

Road Rub 

A chrome cleaning stick used to take off many things from motorcycle chrome.
Thanks to road rub my friend's bike doesnt look like a hunk of junk.
Road Rub by JonathanGames May 15, 2009

road biker 

A person with 1% body fat who buys carbon everything for their already carbon roadbike. They are also very annoying to pass on the road because they are mentally unable to use the shoulder
“Yo look it’s a road biker (roadie) passing the MTB trails, I wonder where his husband is”
road biker by Bag of nuts October 27, 2020