Porking

To simulate the action of anal fornication while fully clothed. Usually this activity takes place between three or more male companions, in a competiton for alapha male status in the given micro-society that they inhabit. Smaller or weedier males are often the porkee.

Other forms: To Pork, To get porked,
Variations: Frontal Porking (a little gay though), Head Pork (A little dangerous), Female Pork (A little illegal and has been known to result in angry boyfriends).

Hey guys, last night we gave that billy a real good porking before bed.

by Goldring May 9, 2007

Schizo-posting

The act of posting to one's self as though in conversation, for the purpose of increasing one's post count or for personal amusement.

Many online forums bestow ranks to contributing members which correlate to numerical milestones such as number of posts. A common strategy to increase one's post count is to respond to one's own posts.

"Of course he is a "Supreme forum member", he's mastered the art of schizo-posting."

by UanoKei April 27, 2010

Poringe

To go on a porn binge.

A:Dude, where were you last night?

B:Sorry man, I was on a poringe.

by Unceunce!! October 18, 2010

Parting the Red Sea

When a guy has sex with a girl who is on her period in the missionary position.

Did you hear about Johnny and Abby last night? It was her time of the month but he took on Parting the Red Sea anyways!

by Red Professor Hulk October 16, 2018

King Posting

To create posts that compliment other "Kings". Such as saying: "Go off King!"
Or: "How are you fellow Kings?"

Posting a photograph of a buff naked or semi naked man with text in impact font at the bottom that reads "Nice dick bro."

"There is a print out of a meme that says "nice dick bro" in the bathroom?"

"Oh that's just king posting."

by Bigus Dickus March 17, 2020

Parting the Red Sea

(Also see The Moses Effect) The act of creating space as a form of rejection by every woman on the dance floor. Being in a club and going into the dance floor to dance and you find yourself in a gaping hole of space between you and everyone else and they are not paying attention to you. A further way girls part is by switching positions with their guy dance partners as to be as far away from the Moses. This is the harshest form of rejection by women on the dance floor that is known at this time.

Man 1 - HAHA He's Parting The Red Sea!
Man 2 - What?
Man 1 - Look at the space between him and everyone else on the dance floor.
Man 2 - Oh yeah, there's a lot of space there.

by aleams March 16, 2009

Potting Someone

"Potting someone" is when you hit a car at high speeds usually on a bend so that they lose control and go off.

On Gran Turismo 4 I potted the black car and was set up for the yellow.

by Ben Matthews March 30, 2005