muff muncher

a woman who loves licking out pussy, a lesbian or a dyke.

dude 1: damn homey shes fine, ima see if i can hook up wid DAT!
dude 2: no dogg, i heard she was a muff muncher

by Gerald Ferguson July 22, 2006

moffe

A Norwegian slang word for the drug Morphine. It was used in the title of a Turbonegro song; Prima Moffe (Great Morphine).

I got zonked out on moffe.

by Computech November 6, 2007

big muff

reference to a large patch of pubic hair on a female.

i was goin south on this honey, and ran into the big muff!

by b.mizzle November 10, 2006

muffcock

a woman's pubic hair, shaved into the shape of a penis.

"Dude, the other night I took a girl home, and she had a muffcock!"

by xMetKingx October 7, 2009

Miffens

Miffens - a random nickname given to anyone. It all started when I tried asking my friend if he wanted a cookie or muffin, and I called him Miffens.

This is just for fun.

Caption Miffens, there is no more rum!

by BunnieFluffy March 25, 2010

Muff nudge

When you go for a haircut and the hairdresser thrusts her crotch towards you when cutting your hair.

I was having a short back and sides and got a muff nudge as an extra

by Gemoir Branners May 29, 2011

Muff Top

When the pubic hair extends above the elastic panty line.

That girl better clean that stuff up, I can see her muff top from here.

by Doctor 420 May 21, 2014