Molestation

An infestation of the hole digging vermin, with the weird noses.

Joe: Dude, I'm suffering from a Molestation
Peter: Those moles are hard to get rid of, trust me I was molested once.
Joe: No, I was touched as a child...
Peter: Oh.. Sorry...

by Satchelface May 6, 2013

molestache

A horrible grow of hair on the upper lip halfway between peach fuzz and a mustache. This frighting facial hair is often grow on the lip of a teenage boy either trying to look manly or simply refusing to shave. Can also appear on the face of an old woman.

Oh look at Jim he really needs to shave he is getting a molestache.

by psizzle93 January 31, 2009

Miteshing-by-Proxy

The situation when someone (man1) is Miteshing someone else (man2) as they themselves have just been Miteshed. Usually involves the offloading of work from man1 to man2.

man1 (after a Miteshing): Too much work! Better offload....
man1 Miteshes man2
man2: Damn! I just got a Miteshing-by-proxy!

by unknown_male_486645 June 24, 2011

modesty

protecting others eyes from seeing the shape and contours of your nipples

In a bra catalog ad: "Sleek foam padding contours your curves...also protects your modesty."

by Kalina May 4, 2008

modestas

A European male who once intoxicated releases hell upon the female race and believes himself to be Jesus. Has mastered the art of dreamwalking and accessing a persons secret box (not to be confused with pussy)

"Heyyy u girl vant to have orgy?"
"I can make u come hard!"
"Broooo the Illuminati is coming for u bro"
-Modestas

by Payem Cham April 18, 2011

McTesticles

McDonalds Chicken McNuggets. Aptly Named For there semblance of Chicken testicles.

Yo! Stop double dipping your chicken McTesticles in my b.b.q. sauce.

by Chris Wekar January 24, 2006

Molester Hug

A hug that is performed in the fashion of a semi-molestation. It starts off like any normal hug with arms wide open but then proceeds to shoving the person into yourself by pulling the victim with your open arms in very quickly causing them to lose balance and then walking away like nothing ever happened. The person that was hugged feels loved and molested at the same time. Amazing.

Mevan: hey watzup Kaylee
Kaylee: hey wats going on Mevan
(Mevan Molester Hugs Kaylee)
Kaylee: Wow i feel loved and molested... Amazing

by MevanKaylee September 24, 2010