flappy meal 

a name for a vagina with giant clitoris lips another word for beef curtains

"Can i have a flappy meal please?"

flappy meal by Jasonuk August 28, 2006

square meal 

Noun (chiefly American slang): cunnilingus performed until the female experiences orgasm; often meant to include analingus performed simultaneously.

After the prom Stacy demanded a square meal in the back of the limo, and Gary was happy to provide it.

square meal by speedog July 7, 2010

happy meal 

Whilst receiving deep-throat fellatio from a woman, one may stuff one's ballsack into the woman's mouth at the same time, the sheer volume of which causes her lips and cheeks to stretch wide open as though she's making a big happy smile.

Man, look at the mouf on that girl... I'll bet she'd take my happy meal with ease.

happy meal by al-stud December 26, 2009

Unhappy Meal 

The chief product of McXerox, available at any of their many pit lane drive-thru franchises. A poisoned box of sour grapes and misery. The staple diet of McXerox employees, their lackies and losers.

You sour-faced loser, what have you been eating, unhappy meals?

Unhappy Meal by Swiss Toni January 22, 2008

neil meal 

N. A meal you are completely unsure about, but have to eat out of respect. Even if its the rankest thing to touch your lips, it must be consumed. MUST BE COMPLIMENTED as well.

"Holy f#$%ing sh!#! What is this?! It's moving!! ...That's not cheese."

"Shh- it's a neil meal... now shut up, Neil's coming back..."

"Yum, Neil.... very... good."

neil meal by gemevie February 4, 2009

Twilight meal 

The name of the meal you have in the morning after staying up the whole night. it's not at the same level as breakfast/lunch/dinner; because while for other people it's the 1st meal of a new day, for you it's definatly not!
try to make it simple though use creative & interesting ingrediants. (TIP: never go to a diner or fast food place, try grocery, bakery, etc)

"I was up all night, so this morning i wandered the streets looking for a nice twilight meal. I went to a bakery and chose a fresh loaf of bread, next door was a grocery, so i picked up some cheese & hummus too. after that i got some coffee, getting the things was as fun as when actually eating the meal. it was really a perfect twilight meal!"

Twilight meal by GuavaFreak September 6, 2009

Chinese meal 

A cat or any domestic animal placed inside a microwave, usually used improperly.

Hey guys, I'll be back soon, mum's making chinese meal for dinner.

Chinese meal by Ihaza Mazzifgarn March 5, 2011