arma logic

One word; NONSENSE

Bandit 1 - Hey how did you get into my base?
Bandit 2 - Arma Logic

by Mr Rollback April 09, 2015

Logic Rage

What can only be described as a frothing at the mouth love for pointing out straw man arguments and logical fallacies.

Have you read anything I've posted? You're ignoring my argument, quit using straw man fallacies to bolster your side, it only makes you look ignorant. You have invoked my Logic Rage.

by Moltkius June 13, 2010

logic vacuum

When someone says something so ridiculous they suck the logic right out of you

She's such a logic vacuum she thought there were actual lions in Michigan

by Logicvacuum June 08, 2017

monkey logic

The belief that throwing enough shit at a problem will make it go away.

Our software vendors are using monkey logic with all the releases they have been sending out this week.

by BrianN April 28, 2006

Hindu logic

An abstract theory that attempts to explain faulty logic or nonsensical actions committed by certain East-Indian individuals. Only applies to those to frequently commit such actions.

Indian person: I just cut myself with a cheese grater.

Normal person: Why? Oh wait, never mind. Hindu logic

by Brosef Stalin January 06, 2009

female logic

Logic can be defined as reason, rationale, or the process of arriving at a deduction using existing principles of validity. Since men and women have completely different perspectives of looking at the same situation, the principles or reasoning used to assess a situation can be vastly different. Female logic refers to the method of assessing a situation using the perspective of women.

If more people used female logic to assess things, the world would be very different.

by Expecto5patronum May 15, 2022

stoner logic

The roundabout way you have to convince certain stoners of things. Common tactics include using their delusions against them, inductive leaps, and citing universally held stoner beliefs.

Stoner: Woooo! I am mighty!
Neighbor: Dude thinks he can fly. Don't argue, or he'll jump to prove it.
Friend: What am I supposed to say?
Neighbor: Dunno. Use stoner logic.
Friend: Hey Lawrence! Where's your cape and mask, man?
Stoner: Oh shit! Um...
Friend: Lawrence, get your ass back in the house before everyone knows your secret identity!
Stoner: Shhh! I'm goin'! Quite sayin' my name!
Neighbor: Well played.

by Doctor Fishopoulis February 20, 2007