Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion

Actually written before the Revolution, by the Okhrana or secret police of the old Tsarist regime, round about the year 1900. Popularised by the later Communist leadership, the Nazis and others. Up there with the environmentalist "Chief Seattle" speech, the volley of excuses for the 2003 war in Iraq, Piltdown Man and the Donation of Constantine as one of the great fakes of history.

If you are suffering from insomnia, might I recommend you read this copy of the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion?

by Fearman July 14, 2007

Sam Learning

A website that helps in GCSE revision used by most schools - we all love it !!!

Bob : Hey have u been revisin
Bob2 : Yes sam learning its brill

by Bob 23 June 26, 2007

learning the way of the samurai

sleeping;

be quiet he is learning the way of the samurai

by jobin mcgrubles September 28, 2009

learner's block

Inability to learn something, particularly due to psychological pressure. Often takes an existential threat to break.

From the first book of Harry Potter, and associated movie, comes this famous example:
Ron Weasley had a learner's block on Wingardium Leviosa, only broken during the toilet scene - he lifted the troll's club and KO'd the ugly thing.

by krazzyfяeak November 26, 2016

learned on the bus

When someone uses phrase "learned on the bus", he actually reffers to hours of learning home masked as a casual low interest in following exam.

"Hey man, how did you prepare for todays exam?" "I only learned on the bus, I'm totally gonna screw it up."

by CiceroIguess March 27, 2019

Learn French

Wank

Guys, I go offline, I have to learn french

by TheREALSaltyAlpaca April 8, 2021

leanyweeny._.vr

Used to be @gravyyvr but he changed his color and name
also is grounded from his oculus for a while

man, remember when leanyweeny._.vr was @gravyyvr?
no lmao

by notgravyylol April 12, 2022