Jersey Mosquito

A word for those abnormally large mosquitoes which are actually called crane flies

the lights outside showed a lot of Jersey Mosquitoes flying around.

by The Deagle December 28, 2009

Jersey Louie

A Jersey Louie is a right-hand turn followed by an immediate U-turn near the same intersection, in simulation of the compulsory jug-handle left turns common in the State of New Jersey. They intentionally effectuate a very safe left turn over the intersection , and are similar in shape to a jug-handle turn (without actually being one). A Jersey Louie is a ideal for when an accident or other fuck-up is clogging your egress leftward. Legend has it that Jersey Louies are the informal antecedent of formal jug-handle intersections.

Hotchkiss: I need to turn Eastbound but that ice cream truck is busted down in the left turn lane.

Michaela: Do a Jersey Louie.

Hotchkiss: Good thinking! A Thousand Blessings ! We slipped past that cluster-fuck at the light !

by joedaprogramma July 28, 2016

Jermal

A freaking radical dude. Really funny, sexy, strong willed, smarter than all get-up, and always the star of the party. He can talk to anyone and everyone and they'll love him to pieces.

Hey Jermal is here! Now the party can start!

by Kybeans96 January 21, 2017

Jersey Boyz

When you are partaking in a gay orgy and the moment in which everyone climaxes, their orgasm moans forms a single musical chord resembling the true bonding of that of the Jersey Boyz

Dude 1: "yo did you hear about that sick Jersey Boyz at Philip's last night?"

Dude. 2: "hell yeah it was a D minor"

by Dankemmes December 29, 2016

Jermil

Jermil is a determined individual. One who is all about FAMILY. He’s the best boyfriend, If he’s actually into. It’s not easy catching his attention. If you caught his eye you must be a gem. He takes no shit so don’t cross him, UNLESS you want to be crossed out. He’s a beast in bed , get ready for the WET sheets. He loves to exercise , fitness is a lifestyle to Jermil. He may come off as a ladies man who loves to hang out. But there’s a smart sweet and intellectual side to him. He loves to read. Expanding his knowledge on any subject is something he Loves to do. If reading is fundamental was a person it’d be him. Anything he puts his mind to he accomplishes and is successful at it. Jermil is a special person to have in your life. If he’s apart of it keep it that way, YOU’RE LUCKY!

Jermil is the perfect example of a man.

by JustAdmiring November 24, 2021

jerma985

not real

hey did you see the jerma985 stream?
whos that?
hes... um.... idk

by weezerfan117 November 20, 2022

dirt jerking

When you jerk off while taking a shit.

Girl: Man, Bill has been in the bathroom for a really long time.
Guy: Yeah, he took his phone with him. I bet he is looking at porn and dirt jerking.

by jessford151515 April 12, 2016