Jizz Jammer

A female who while giving a male a blowjob or handy-jay shoves her hand over the head of the penis jamming the ejaculate back inside.

Damn dude, Becky is such a Jizz Jammer!

by MenAgainstJizzJammers January 16, 2014

jammerfy

To render a manageable situation unmanagable by acting in a senseless, illogical, arbitrary, or absurd manner bordering on the insane

After Katrina, New Orleans would have been just fine if the Federal Government didn't jammerfy everything.

That last exam I took was completely jammerfied. The professor did not write the questions in complete sentences.

by jammedup May 31, 2010

Jammer

Magical Bacon God

Teacher: "Who is the Magical Bacon God?"
Student: "Jammer"

by EatMyLollipop April 3, 2014

jammer juice

A term for alcohol; party beverage; turn up drink.

I'm gonna stop at the liquor store and get some "jammer juice" for the banger tonight.

This jammer juice got me screwed up.

I'm sipping on some jammer juice.

by Lawyer probz May 28, 2014

Jamberoo it

When you just have to "control the action"

Dude 1: "Man this chick is trying to have it over me"

Dude 2: "you're just gonna have to Jamberoo it mate"

by Marcopolo88 March 27, 2015

Jammer

When you're completely whipped by your girlfriend/wife that you'd do anything even licking her toe-jam

"Damo is the biggest jammer, he won't even leave the house now"

by Napper September 23, 2015

jamberism

The belief in which every single person has their own alternate reality accompanied by a singular point of view only that specific individual can see, and the idea that this reality is distorted to a point beyond comprehension.

J: "None of these belief systems make sense"
A: "I know. Let's make our own!"
J: "Good idea, what should we call it?"
A: "Jamberism, rooted from a great ship name"

by jamberist August 6, 2016