jamberism 

The belief in which every single person has their own alternate reality accompanied by a singular point of view only that specific individual can see, and the idea that this reality is distorted to a point beyond comprehension.

J: "None of these belief systems make sense"
A: "I know. Let's make our own!"
J: "Good idea, what should we call it?"
A: "Jamberism, rooted from a great ship name"

jamberism by jamberist August 6, 2016

Jambonerism 

The religion and worship based around coulie jambon

Hey stinky would you like to convert to jambonerism?

Jambonerism by Punkrck1995 March 28, 2022

Jamburish 

1. A blend of amusement (especially unintentional jokes), exaggerations/lies, and gibberish - typically used in private app groups such as What’s App, Discord, etc.

2. Typically, used to convince others or win an argument when known facts or evidence don’t support that point of view or conclusion.

1. Noun: That’s just a whole lot of jamburish there - there is absolutely no evidence of Homo sapiens co-existing with the T-Rex.

2. Adjective: That’s a jamburish opinion right there on the theory of evolution.

Jamburish by Dictionary with a P May 6, 2021

Jafferism 

Attribution to being a Jaffer. A Jafferism is an act which is seen as "absolute" or "amazing," where the person doing such an act either benevolently uses their position of power or perfectly executes what someone else wants them to without prior knowledge.

He just walked in, got on one knee, and proposed to me so perfectly; it was just an absolute Jafferism.

He had all the power over them that he needed, but he was still kind and fair. Everything he did was a Jafferism.

Jafferism by Jafferism May 27, 2009

Jambarista

A worker at jamba juice who has a job similar to those who work as baristas at Starbucks. They are often seen making drinks and knowing the menu and recipes, working the register. Known for making delicious smoothies.

Reid: Hey dude, did you see that jambarista checking me out?
Zac: Heck yes I did! She's super cute too!
*fist bump*

Jambarista by Davis Reid Robinson November 19, 2010

Amberism 

Believing In Amber as our one and only god. We believe he is the greatest of all, and no one comes before him. He is also very funny.

Man: Hey! What’s your religion? Mine is Christianity!

Me: Oh hey! My religion is Amberism!

Man: ...

Amberism by My myself and I January 19, 2021

Jamesism

Jamesism is a religion practiced by people in the more paroclastic parts of asia and the americas, where people believe in worshipping Jamest (the God Of Fear). Being one of the few religions still using human sacrifice as a characteristic, it is more popularly coined by the Oprious group.

did you hear Marcos practies Jamesism?
Oh god no, not him!

Jamesism by [anonymous24889] December 8, 2021