Definitions by Napper
Jammer
When you're completely whipped by your girlfriend/wife that you'd do anything even licking her toe-jam
Purple Smurf
A smurf that was bitten on the tail by a G'nap fly. Turns purple, and hops around yelling "G'nap g'nap!!" Bites other smurfs on the tail, which also turn purple.
Purple Smurf by napper August 14, 2004