Jacob

Jacob, a very smart, handsome guy who has the best humor ever! He has brown hair and blue eyes and is short but its cute. He can make anyone smile and he makes people feel so amazing! He has the best personality to die for. He is a very chill person and can be lazy sometimes but he also plays sports. Football is hisfavourite. He loves tacos and big foot candy so if you get him some he will love you forever ;3 i can trust him with all my secrets and he is there supporting me and helping me all the time! Jacob overall is just the most amazing guy I have ever met and I would love to be able to call him mine sometime soon :)

Person: " Is that the Jacob you've been talking about?"

Me: "Yes. He's so amazing and perfect its unbelievable, he makes me feel so amazing!"

by Lsoccer07 January 24, 2014

horse jacob

one who feels hes has the biggest fucking dick this side of the equator. commonly refers to his huge feet, leading you to try and believe that he has a large penis. when in reality hes probably smaller than your 2 year old brother soft on a cold day.

"look at that horse jacob trying to pimp the ladies into believing his penis is huge."

by poopdick February 4, 2004

gay jacob

A Jacob will always be gay no matter wat

Damn gay jacob

by Heellllllo December 5, 2017

Jacobo

A type of person who would find and beat up anyone who makes fun of them.

He about to Jacobo your ass if he finds you. Better run away while you can.

by TheOneTrueJacobo May 5, 2019

yeshua jacob isidro

A weird guy who farts in public and eat his boogers

Boy 1: "Did you see Yeshua Jacob Isidro?" "He farted so loudly during the game that the players stopped to look at him!"
Boy 2: "Dang he's nasty!"

by BcHeEz November 14, 2019

jacob sartorius

A person who's fame is questionable, due to lack of talent and eyebrows.

Also known to be popular around 12 year olds.

Nicknamed jacob saggytits.

Your as useless as jacob sartorius!

by acoolsloth May 18, 2016

Jacob

A guy with a extremely big penis and knows how to have a good time. A very sweet and hot down-to-earth guy. He treats girls with respect and with care and love. Any girl would want him.

"Did you see that guys dick? He must be Jacob!"
"That Jacob is so sweet!"

by definitelynotjacob November 20, 2012