hibzity

to be off the HIBZITY is to be off the Hook at a rate 999 time better

DUDE, this is off the HIBZITY!

by The Pope June 14, 2003

we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational (IMHO) response to the rhetorical questions "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"

b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone, they will always retain part of their individuality."

a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no. She doesn't deserve that you commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and you can't do a rat's ass about it; the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. not matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person.

by Sexydimma September 18, 2014

hobit

a hobit is samll.it will eat your anus if oyur not careful

a hobit is oyur daddy.

by jared podolske February 18, 2003

Hobitch

a sexy orgasmic bitch who only wants sex from you.

Girl: Have Sex with me motherfucker!!!
Man: Screw you, horny HOBITCH!!!!!!!
Also see bitch

by BadAssMoFoe March 7, 2009

Breaking The Habit

To masturbate. Another way to say "masturbation"

I can't believe Andreace flashed Nathan! After that display, he'll probably be breaking the habit all night long.

by ScoobySnacks January 22, 2005

Habitual Homophobia

When your overly homophobic or use derragitory remarks towards gays for the sole intent of humor with no ill will towards the homosexual community

James: yo u wanna go ice skating
Aaron: no what are you fucking gay
James: are you homophobic

Aaron: nah its habitual homophobia. I'm still not going ice skating cause I'm not a God damn queer tho

by PresidentAaron October 23, 2018

hibito

hibito is the sweetest boy you'll ever meet in life. and he'll be in your life for the long run ! he makes friends easily and is such a cute little social butterfly with his fist bumps and hugs. he is an actual guitar god, even though he looks like a ukelele kid. balancing his personal life and academics is never a hassle for hibito. he's always interested in learning new things. hibito is a sweetheart and anyone who knows him is one of the lucky ones. but don't fret if you don't know him, i said he makes friends easily ! he is approachable, witty, hilarious, and always around to help anyone in need. you'll always know him as the younger brother you never knew you wanted, but always subconsciously needed.

1. Get your Hibito now !
2. Wow, look, it’s a Hibito in the wild !

by cjiejie November 24, 2023