Guffy

Guffy, derived from the term 'to be goofy' was officially made in Scotland. The term was first used in Firrhill High School by a product design class (2011) who described their teacher as goofy.

A Guffy is someone who tends to have a particular interest in nerdy television shows such as Doctor Who or sci-fi films such as Star Wars and Star Trek. Guffy's tend to wear un-ironed and non matching clothing complemented with a pair of thick lense glasses. Someone who owns both an iPhone and iPad and any other hi tech gadgets would be called a Guffy. Guffy's use very posh words and are pedantic about everything.

My teacher wears a brown shirt under a yellow jumper with brown trousers. He loves doctor who and even has the entire soundtrack on his phone. He uses his iPad at every possible opportunity and therefore, is a 'Guffy'.

Someone who likes to read books such as The Lord Of The Rings could also be branded a 'Guffy'.

by Scottish Guffy September 30, 2012

guffawrt

A guffawrt is the practice of simultaneously laughing, or guffawing, and farting.

My most embarassing guffawrt was during a job interview at Sizzler.

by Brunocerous December 14, 2005

gurfer

A girl who surfs and isn't afraid to enter what boys believe is 'their territory' out in the water.

Gurfers usually shred and show guys up out in the water.

by gurfer101 December 31, 2013

Gruff

Girl's Really Ugly Fat Freind

Matt: Conner keeps hooking up with GRUFFs.

Taylor: That's why he's such a great wingman.

Matt: so true.

by Eringobrag December 31, 2009

gorff

n. Play on name "Geoff," the dumb way of spelling the name "Jeff."

v. To perform awkward anal sex.

I'll give her a gorffing she'll never forget.

Come along, Gorff!

by Lobo the hobo March 20, 2005

gurfy

a word that messes you up during the game of skate

"gurfy!" fuck! chut up you fucker!

by sonny bags October 6, 2007

Guffle Doat

The part of skin between male nipples

"my guffle doat hurts when you pull my chest hair"

by Captain Peter *Chillen* January 4, 2008