Eugene

The egg on Instagram that broke Kylie Jenner's record of having the post with the most likes.

Kylie's post has 18 million likes while Eugene the egg has 46 million likes as of right now...

Eugene the egg was just a simple idea started by "Henrietta", now she's receiving global fame by everyone around the world, all because of a stupid idea that became successful. Her goal was to beat Kylie Jenner's record of having the post with the most likes and somehow, she accomplished it.

However, one thing she's doing wrong is that she's started selling merch based off the account, which is quite a selfish way to make money, since she's been overpricing simple clothing just because they have the photo of a random brown egg named Euegene which Henrietta probably got from Google Images. She probably made about 6 clothing pieces in about 5 seconds, earning money in quite a selfish way. Even though she claims that 10% is going to charity, I believe it should've been 50% going to charity since she probably put in no effort at all in making these clothes.

Person 1: Do you know Kylie Jenner?
Person 2: Nope.. Who's that?
Person 1: I don't know either.. That's why I asked you. Do you know Eugene?
Person 2? Of course! Who doesn't know about Eugene the Egg!?

by World Record Egg January 16, 2019

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When your Electronics teacher completely fucks you over

You have been "Eugened" my friend

Person 1: Did you like class today?
Person 2: No i got fucking Eugened blud, ruined my entire day!

by buttcracker69 January 30, 2019

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Eugene Nuteris

This term is used to describe something so incredibly amazing that it absolutely blows your mind on how crazy it is. Supposedly nobody has ever found something worth being called Eugene Nuteris. However, there is a chance it could be found somewhere in Mexico.

Not Possible to write=Eugene Nuteris

by Wayne Betski April 28, 2019

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Eugene

Born into a rich family, wears braces. Spits all over the place when saying anything with s or p. Has been shielded from negative things and is spoiled as shit. Is the type of guy to cancel plans with the homies to play Fortnite. Buys everything in every game he plays. Gets to school in a Mercedes with a chauffeur. Wears Yeezys, champion socks, supreme shirt, and Gucci pants. Has a Fivehead. Will get a house for passing school. Probably doesn't even need to work to live in the future. Hes very shy at first but as soon as you say anything to him he starts to flex and thinks your friends.

Did you see Eugene's new gaming pc? he got it replaced because It took longer than 2 seconds to start.

by Baggy pants January 31, 2020

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