bum eggs

is the waste matter from a living beings back passage:POO

"steal the bum eggs from the pan, much to the owners bemusement"

by Ian_666 August 11, 2004

spicy eggroll

Fucking someone in the ass then making them blow you until you cum.

I was giving this give girl anal, then she blew me and i came in her mouth...that was one spicy eggroll

by the omen June 30, 2008

Exotic Eggroll

An exotic eggroll is when a man covers his penis in a variety of spices and dips his dick in duck sauce. Then the female proceeds to suck his dick and get all the exotic flavors.

Yo, Tyler gave this girl Veronica an exotic eggroll and she felt extremely cultured.

by Daniel (aka Britney) February 10, 2019

Enjoy your last eggroll, punk

Short for the nonsensical quote

"Enjoy your last eggroll, punk, or suffer your last request!"

which has no real meaning or value, since the Chinese interprutation was lost years ago.

Cats: Enjoy your last eggroll, punk, or suffer your last request!
Peter: All your base are belong to us?
Cats: Ney, Fortune founded key is being.

by the eggroll king March 24, 2008

boil his eggs

The act of placing your testicles on the anus of a farting man or woman so as they jiggle like eggs in a simmering pan.

I came home early from the shops only to discover my husband about to boil his eggs on the bum hole of Mr Carstairs, our next door neighbour.

by Mr Carstairs December 11, 2013

scrambled eggs between the legs

a woman's pussy

she likes to show off her scrambled eggs between the legs.

by Marcy January 28, 2004

bacon and eggs

Tourettes Guy's favorite breakfast, aside from Total.

Shirlena: Danny, what do ya want for breakfast?
Tourettes Guy: Bacon and eggs dear!
Shirlena: What?
Tourettes Guy: OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, I SAID BACON AND EGGS!

by LakeCharlesGuy March 30, 2009