Holy Diver

One who Goes down on a nun. To preform oral sex on a women of the faith.

Yo, I was a Holy Diver last night. This nun let me go down on her.

by Dick Taint August 4, 2009

dumpster diver

One who dives into dumpsters in search of something meaningful. Often done by hackers/phreakers/etc. searching for phone numbers, important documents, and/or credit card numbers.

I saw a dumpster diver searching for numbers to randomly dial so he can hack into computers.

by Blasphemous January 25, 2003

Muff Diver

one who loves katy perry

She is such a muff diver going to all those concerts

by marcus_aurelius June 19, 2010

dick diver

A guy who is exhibiting the instinctual behavior of piling up as many women as possible and then diving into them, dick first.

That guy has been hitting on every women in here. He's such a dick diver.

by LangHack October 26, 2015

Holy Diver

A shit that is so long it reaches the bottom of the bowl before breaking off.

Also, a really good Dio song covered by Killswitch Engage

Shit, that After-Grog Bog was a holy diver!

The song: "Holy Diver, You been down so long in the midnight sea"

by Dosemania September 5, 2006

Deep Sea Diver

Getting a blowjob while taking a shit in a porta potty. When your turd hits the water, the blue chemical splashes her in the face turning it blue as though she was in an aquarium. Undeterred (and maybe a little turned on) she keeps giving you head.

Becky just gave me a deep sea diver!

by Gliderman January 25, 2011

diver nipples

A condition in which the breasts point straight down, making it seem like the nipples are "diving" for something.

"That girl needs an oxygen tank, she has such bad diver nipples."

by Fierra September 9, 2006