needs a date with a razor

A guy who looks like he needs a shave!

Did you see that good looking guy over there? Yeah, but he sure needs a date with a razor!

by Gamecocklady May 6, 2014

daesia

Pretty-athletic girl😏 everyone would be lucky to have her but she holds her heart for that one special guy.❤️ Even if that guy doesn't like her he eventually will and she'll be waiting until that time is right....

When you get a "Daesia", you know she's the one you've been looking for!

by Adam is bae February 19, 2015

dabes

dabes is short for "da bess", which is a corruption of the term "the best". dabes is always supposed to be used sarcastically.

"I was just spawn killed. By myself"
"wow, you dabes"

by Tryhard Johnny August 21, 2011

first date

The first time you act like a real man.

I'm going on my first date tonight.

by @nT#0nY May 23, 2006

date movie

A movie that is so shite that you would only see it on a date with someone in the hope of having sex with them afterwards.

Girl: "Let's see Pretty woman/Moulin Rouge/ Sleepless in Seattle/ The Breakup."
Guy (says): "Sure, sounds great." (Thinks) Man, that's such a date movie. Oh well, at least I'll get laid afterwards."

by mahatmagrande September 26, 2006

going on a date

going on a date is prison slang for masturbation

get out of here i'm going on a date

by dank beats April 7, 2017

coffee date

The kind of date you take someone on if you're not sure if you want to nail them or not. It's well known that erotic passions are inflamed by mocha.
An analogy of this would be that coffee dates are to real dates what seeing each other is to actually going out.

"What's happening with Jess and Jeff?"
"They're on a coffee date"
"Say no more."

by Thegreatnick February 10, 2007