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Penis Chopper

It cuts off the tip of a penis.
You want me baby?
NO I HAVE A PENIS CHOPPER!!
by iAteGr4ndma April 12, 2021
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Chopper

A chopper is otherwise known as a males penis.its a form of slang and mostly in used when insulting someone
Paul: *falls over* ouch
Jack: you fell like a right chopper
by Hazzeyy June 3, 2017
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Chopper’s Block

A common phenomenon among consistent chop-enthusiasts involving losing a train of thought or forgetting any and all vocabulary skills after snapping a bowl
Damn bro that last bowl gave me a case of Chopper’s Block
by YoungSkooby November 9, 2022
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The Boston Chopper

A world-renowned magnificent sex act.

Tie your sexual partner, man or woman, to the ceiling using a slip knot. Make sure you use the correct technique during this step, so that the anus (or vagina) is perfectly in line with the man’s erect penis. When the time is right, use a specialized pair of enlonged gardening plyers to snip the rope fastened to the ceiling, thus creating a chain reaction. The man or woman from the ceiling will then come bombarding from above, and if the first step is performed to a tee, the anus will land perfectly onto the penile organ like a horseshoe. WARNING: If done without absolute presicion, this can be fatal to both partners. However, with high risk comes high reward. If this is completed flawlessly, the sensation of both partners will never be topped.
Oh man, you won’t believe me, but I actually got the Boston Chopper last night! Felt so good I thanked her father!
by not soggykickflip May 24, 2022
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chopper floss

Pube stuck in teeth after oral sex.
Whoa, after Gloria went down on Esmerelda, she came up with some major chopper floss.
by Mindy Mop Job October 9, 2008
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Chopper

A chopper someone who is a idiot, twat, prick
David: Yo Perry is an absolute chopper
by Austinbay December 5, 2019
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Chopper squad

A group of men spinning their penises in a manner mimicking that of the blades on a helicopter. The meat is spun through hip gyrations or precise manipulation with the hands/digits. Men partaking in a chopper squad usually maintains a circular formation while also adding sound effects of helicopter motors to add to the realism and immersion of the chopper squad “in flight”. Sometimes, a cracker is used to add a competitive element to the ritual. The cracker is placed in the center of the chopper squad and then is ejaculated upon by each member of the squadron. The last to hit the cracker with his ejaculate then must eat the cracker.
Ronnie can’t get it up unless he visualizes one of the thousands of time he lost a game of chopper squad, no cap.
by truthgiver August 9, 2020
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