Braedon

Braedon, a manipulative cheating boy, licenseless and diplomaless . He can’t hold a girl for longer then two weeks. Nor can he resist to cheat on them with fat, ugly, tall, bunion, bitchy, thin haired girls. He also can’t resist the urge (when he’s jealous) to use his girlfriends, then go on to ignore them on months end. He can’t change his mentality, physic or how he acts. His girlfriend finally breaks up with him, after all of the crap that he added to her already crappy life, and instead of being her friend like he told her prior to her breaking up with him. He blocks her multiple times. Later after 4 months of having her blocked he unblocks her, he goes to pretend that he was extremely ‘emotionally abused’ by his ex. Then gets jealous and calls said ex ‘loose’ as if he ever took female sex organ anatomy, ps, he didn’t.

Moral of the story, he deserves anything that happens to him in the next 5 years, because you can’t just go around and crap on peoples already shitty lives just because your parents don’t discipline you.

Hey did you hear about that girl named E***** and her ex Braedon?

Oh yea! He treated her like fucking shit! As if he'd ever understand how exhausting her life is

by x.X2233 November 27, 2021

Drive by Breading

What me and nate do to bitches, it is a process where we throw bread at someones windows.

Callie's house was drive by breaded.

by Rockerd00d November 13, 2004

brendon's ball

Since that to call "mine" is not permitted in soccer, one must name the player to recieve the ball. When one forgets one's own name (often happening to a goalie who has had one too many kicks to the head) yelling "Brendon's Ball!" is the same as claiming it for yourself. The "Brendon" was originally Brendon McCullum, wicketkeeper for the New Zealand Black Caps.

"Defence, defence, mark up, she's taking a shot!"

"Shit, never mind, mi- oh, Brendon's Ball!"

by Chishie May 9, 2007

Brendon Urie

stupid tiny twink

Person 1:”have you heard of our lord and savior brendon urie?”
Person 2:”yes,and i hate him. what a stupid idiot”

person 2 is the sensible one.

by lukateto12 July 31, 2019

bread on a stick

when you put a plastic knife on a piece of bread. preferable in the middle.

"are you gonna use that knife"
"yeah man im making bread on a stick. then im gonna dip ketchup in it"

by breadonastickperson October 18, 2009

Brendon

A complete faggot oriental hoe bitch that sucks more cock than Cinderella and also has a baby penis similar to that of a shrimp.

Ew, he’s such a Brendon.

by Everybodypoops666 May 17, 2019

Breading the Chicken

When you are fucking a girl on a beach doggy style, you pull out dip your dick in the sand and shove it back in her puss hole

"Hey frank! Man I was some kinda shitfaced last night I was raw dogging this brod on the beach and I was breading the chicken on her!"

by RizNasty November 7, 2014