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the chuck norris blaps

a sexual move in which the male, roundhouse kicks the female with his penis, resulting in her death, and potentially sending her back in time due to the force of it, can only be performed by chuck norris himself, as mere humans to not have the streangth to perform such an advanced move
apparently chuck norris killed another girl with the chuck norris blaps, fuck.
by stefmanxx April 1, 2008
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bappenin

shaky, quaky, shaking, quaking,jiggling, jiggly, basically everything having to do with jello
whoa i was so freaked out by britney spears' baldness that i was bappenin!
by Caitlyn Yoooosh March 27, 2007
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Bapping

Driving around aimlessly with the lads. Usually at night, in a shitty car, with loud music playing.

Verb form of Bap
Joe: Hey, wanna go bapping?
Dave: Sure, id be down for a bap
by Walter_c February 23, 2021
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Bappo Hotel

a hotel derived from the Bappo joke in one of Smiity’s videos and is also now my username in fucking everything
the local Bappo Hotel is really nice if you want to stay there
by Bappo Hotel October 13, 2021
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Blaps

"to cap one", or "bust a cap", or "waste a sucka".
Blaps is the mechanism of said cappage.
To slay a fellow using a "gun" or banana ("a projectile weapon")
Kill, Shoot, slay, vanquish, cap, execute, waste,
(Ex)terminate, "take care of", decimate, massacre, murder, dispatch, liquidate, slaughter, eviscerate.
"Yo Bitch let's go blapsanigga"
"What up my fellow, shall we dally on out for a blaps"
"Those caps'n need blapsin' chap"
"Afternoon' sir, would you care to transfer ownership of your vehicle or succumb to the blapsanisation of your personage."
"Golly, jeeves, i do say there seems to have been an excess of blappage in the vicinity"
by ,.fghblsufhlke December 24, 2006
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blamp

Alright. This person uses the word "blamp" in a different sense, and I find it unacceptable. The word "blamp" does not mean excrement.
Blamp is a sound that my friends and I, started making about 8 years ago. The sound resembles that of a retarded duck. A few weeks ago, I started using the word "blamp" as an adjective/noun/verb.
"So then she pulled it out, and it was blamped and swollen." (adv)
"I just got back from blamp, dude." (n)
"Oh yeah, I blamped the fuck out of her." (v)
by Devin Massengale November 23, 2004
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Blap

blap. To enhance blapping technology into everyday language.

Double blap: where 2 people get blapped on either side of the penis

badger blap rap song
we go blap some bitches tonight

computer technology is shit. Im gonna blap the computer screen

gooch blapped blake. Blake is now gooch's bitch

double blap: gooch blapped blake and badger. Gooch now has ownership of blake and badger
by badgersr20 October 28, 2010
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