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Fwadger The Badger

To stimulate the vagina in any way.
I gave this guy a pair of sandals for him to fwadger the badger.
by Poo wee wee poo May 1, 2021
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Angry Badger

To pull out female partners pubic and/or anul hair with teeth.
I gave Linda an angry badger last nite and im still pulling hair out of my teeth two days later.

Barbera was considered to fat to find an angry badger pleasurable
by mazdainator September 21, 2007
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Badgerism

To infer supiority by dropping obscure facts into loosely related conversations.
Girl 1: Hey, did you see Lisa earlier?
Girl 2: Yeah, she looked pretty sad.
Badgerism Person: -and who had a 1976 hit with "Sad Lisa?"
*silence ensues.*

Badgerism Person: Cat Stevens. *Proceeds to sing several lines as spectators bow to the master of all knowledge.*
by Not_a_badger January 8, 2012
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Last-Bagger

The person who grabs the last bag in the grocery cart to avoid having to push the cart away.
(Merle gets the last bag and takes his time putting it in the trunk)
Peggy:Merle I am sick of having to put up the cart everytime we go to Walmart because you are a last-bagger.
by ChimRicholds February 4, 2010
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kiss of the badger

the act of allowing oneself to go flaccid during anal sex and urinating in your partner's rectum
Daniel gave Cobra Kai the kiss of the badger last thursday when he peed in their butt on the national mall
by kotb October 1, 2007
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Twat Badger

A really nasty, annoying, or stupid person. A combination of twat and badger. So it could be either a sex pest, or female genitalia twice over for emphasis.
<Driving. Cut up by some idiot>
You twat badger!
by Simonster June 11, 2006
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Five Bagger

A Five Bagger describes a chick so intensely grotesque that you need 5 bags just to hit it.
One over her face obviously.
One to cover your own just incase hers falls off.
One over your dogs head so as to not make him sick and disgusted with you.
one by the door just incase somebody walks in
And one to be sick into after the deed is done.
Shit man that bitch last nite had such a bangin' body but i totally had to Five Bag her

Dude watch dya think of that girl by the bar.

Eww dude she's like a five bagger!
by Chilly Elmo May 4, 2009
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