A great movie deserving five out of the maximum five bags of popcorn, as determined by film expert Gregg Turkington and psycho rageaholic Tim Heidecker on their movie review show On Cinema.
by gregghead June 15, 2021
A Five Bagger describes a chick so intensely grotesque that you need 5 bags just to hit it.
One over her face obviously.
One to cover your own just incase hers falls off.
One over your dogs head so as to not make him sick and disgusted with you.
one by the door just incase somebody walks in
And one to be sick into after the deed is done.
One over her face obviously.
One to cover your own just incase hers falls off.
One over your dogs head so as to not make him sick and disgusted with you.
one by the door just incase somebody walks in
And one to be sick into after the deed is done.
Shit man that bitch last nite had such a bangin' body but i totally had to Five Bag her
Dude watch dya think of that girl by the bar.
Eww dude she's like a five bagger!
Dude watch dya think of that girl by the bar.
Eww dude she's like a five bagger!
by Chilly Elmo May 4, 2009
she is so ugly you need 3 bags over her head, 1 over yours and 1 over your dog's!: five baggers are three times as ugly as "coyote ugly", about twice as ugly as "ugly as sin" and of course, 1 2/3 times uglier than even a three bagger
by Jon64Bailey January 11, 2008
by Chris March 26, 2003