the whole arse

a comeback when someone calls you an arsehole

John: Your an Arshole
Jim: well your the whole arse

by iiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttiiiiiii March 14, 2018

arse end

Anything which is positioned at the back of something.

The boot is at the arse end of the car

by james chadima January 15, 2004

arse-snot

Mucous that seeps from your anus after a particulary furious night of arse action.

Kim found he had arse-snot running down his leg after a big night at megafist.

by Misterwolf December 29, 2007

baboon arse

when someone mess things up big time,and it cannot be fixed,

well thank you very much mate ,you have just made a right baboon arse of that one.

by Anna65 February 24, 2009

arse pirate

"Arse Pirate" is a witty combination of the words "arse" (rear end) and "pirate" (if you don't know, you're an idiot). The phrase is highly versatile and consequently you will find it appropriate the next time you witness a rimming, or an act of homosexual lovin'.

1. Where it simply means gay man - "That arse pirate sure is going for it"
2. By a child (v. rare) "Mummy, when I grow up, I want to be an arse pirate"

by stranger December 20, 2004

Arse Amplifier

A Toilet: because of echo made when you involuntarily fart while in the sitting position.

Nick: Jeez, that curry was a hot one last night, I think I'm gonna go play some tunes on the Arse Amplifier
James: Don't sit there too long, you may get a dose of Bog Leg

by Streaker30 June 1, 2009

arse piss

When you are so sick that your poo comes out like piss.

I was drinking water and it was going right through me! It was arse piss.

by ctdf April 18, 2006