mong out with my schlong out

to chill to an extreme level
your monging out so hard that your scholngs out and you just dont care

monging is being so relaxed you look retarded
and your schlong is your dick

person a: heard you had a heavy night last night, you gonna come out tonight?

person b: nahhh tonight im just gonna mong out with my schlong out

peson a: ahhh good call!

by cboi blad April 20, 2009

mega piggy minger moose mong

a better version of mong (rape sumone to death and jump on their stomach so semen squirts out their pussy)

if you don't shut up i'm gonna mega piggy minger moose mong you

by rubystein March 6, 2021

Mong-faced Cock-suckling Scrotum-muncher

someone who likes to suck cock and lick scrotum

i am a Mong-faced Cock-suckling Scrotum-muncher, and I will not be shamed for it anymore. I came out to my parents last week and they said "at least you don't play League of Legends", the look on their faces when i told them i did. i was kicked out the house, but i was allowed to keep my captian levi body pillows.

by CheezyClit69 June 22, 2022

ming mong world champion rupert beaumont

one who has not yet had sex

J: you loser, ming mong world champion rupert beaumont 45 year old

by marshall banana June 12, 2004

Mong

Short form of a male thong

Chanthy was looking for a silk Mong to wear on his date.

by Kyoto15 November 25, 2025

Lead Mong

Dog owner who walks their dog on a lead in an area were it's very common for dogs to be off lead (dog park, large fields, woods)

Lead Mongs are often poor dog owners often walking nervous or aggressive dog displaying weak body language the dog picks up on.

We got to lead him for a second there is a lead Mong ahead.

by HiggsHighway March 5, 2021

MONG

Mining/mine on negative gains

Ever since the Ethereum merge, the MONG began.

GPU miners saw their rewards from mining available POW crypto coins being less than their cost of electricity to mine. It costs more to mine coins than what it's worth

by kobebeef69 September 17, 2022