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virtual pilot

A posh term for a gamer who plays video games that at least roughly fall into the flight simulation category. These games include X-Plane, Il-2 Sturmovik, Rise of Flight, Aces High 2, DCS: A-10C Warthog, Battlefield 4 and War Thunder. Virtual pilots who mostly play war oriented games often join a clan (labeled in the scene as "squad", "jagdgeschwader" etc) and subscribe to some form of fascist or spartan ideology.
Jack: I finally managed to take off and land without crashing. I'm a virtual pilot now!
by Nimitz November 24, 2013
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Virtualality

Virtualality is a sweaty mexican who can outgun anyone in a free for all but when it comes down to the games that matter that motherfucker chokes harder than Gia Paige. Also gets nervous against dogshit high tiers.
Cmon bro pick it up don't choke like Virtualality
by escobar the 24th August 31, 2017
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virtual flasher

A person who sends a naked picture to someone else without being asked to via any digital means.
I met this guy online and he turned out to be a virtual flasher.
by Amishoney January 25, 2015
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Virtual COVID

A type of variant that happenda when in contact with people on the internet while having a vaccine
by Datthiza March 7, 2022
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Virtual Pants

Virtual Pants is when a guy wants to have "virtual sex" or "Cyber Sex"
The boy wanted to get into my best friends virtual pants.
by GigglyPie January 22, 2009
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virtual optimist

A virtual optimist is a person who portrays a positive and hopeful future on social media, while generally not doing anything in real life to impact that future, expecting it to happen on its own.
You need to stop being a virtual optimist about this neighborhood, it hasn't improved in 20 years and has only gotten worse, as no one does anything to improve it.
by T-Mod17 October 30, 2018
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Virtual domestic violence

Domestic violence between two people that aren't in the same house.
Cases of virtual domestic violence were on the rise since the coronavirus started, and guys were now virtually beating the shit out of their imaginary wives/imaginary lovers. Americans are not already worried enough about the wrong kind of shit, they need more of it to worry about, like virtual domestic violence.
by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020
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