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vital vision

Guestimating vital signs of a patient based on their appearance without actually taking them.
He vital visioned his blood pressure at 120/80.
by Hop,skip, and have fun October 6, 2020
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tequila vision

A 2 turns into a 10 after a couple shots of tequila!!
Oh my god the guy you hooked up with was so ugly last night.
Ugh, I know, I have tequila vision.
by tequilavision123 April 24, 2021
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tunnel vision

1. What Mr. Happy has (i.e., his "vision" is always focusing on just one thing --- specifically, a gal's "love-tunnel").
2. What the vengeful and intently-gazing-straight-ahead Biff Tannen was experiencing while trying to run down Marty McFly in the underground causeway, and therefore he never noticed Old Man Jones' fertilizer-truck in time to avoid colliding with it --- yet again --- and consequently having himself and his car covered with the truck's messy contents ("MANURE!! I hate MANURE!") a second time, mere hours after having gotten said beloved jalopy back from Terry's garage which had cleaned it out from its previous encounter with said poop-hauler.
I always slow down a bit and drive extra-carefully through mountain-tubes and other underground traffic-passes, since it's notoriously easy to unwittingly get "tunnel vision" when traversing said claustrophobic motoring-routes.
by QuacksO April 7, 2020
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Booger vision

Bugged watching the survelience
by Dirtyfoot 561 February 22, 2019
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Vision Forward

The ability of a job seeker to see one's self in the job or career they want, rather than reflect on their past jobs and past career. To see one's future self.
Joe was an accountant and an office manager in his past jobs, but his vision forward is, finanial analyst.
by zenofile March 27, 2009
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Radar Vision

This occurs when your body knows your approaching dangerous situations and helps you figure out your next move.
I knew I was suppose to take a left, yet instead I went right. Then I saw an accident happened behind me. That would've been me if I went left.

Must've been my radar vision kicked in.
by aim&shoot90 January 2, 2016
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testicle visions

Testicle visions where guys have sensations in balls and has trouble focusing, so doing simple things like reading or interacting become difficult
Damn. These testicle visions really messed me up on that test.
by AManWhotellsnolies May 30, 2014
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