Turban

an name that you call someone when you dont like them.

i hate you mr. turban

by Robbie Burness January 15, 2006

turban rape

1. The act of being raped in the ass by a turban
2. A gaming term in games when you can be a terrorist that involves lying down and repeatedly crawling into the other's anal cavity
3. To get owned
4. A central belief in tan
5. What terrorists do to their donkeys

1. Bend over so I can turban rape you!
2. I just died, wait that guy is turban raping me!
3. Shit! You just got turban raped!
4. When I practice tanism, I try to get the most out of my turban rape.
5. Osama: Donkey, bend over so I can shove this turban up your hairy ass!
Donkey: Shit....not again!

by LiCk My HaIrY bAlLsAc February 4, 2004

weapons of mas turbation

Something the Prez always talks about but never gets

They know that Iraq have these weapons... Personally I think its a big wank.

by fatty August 21, 2003

The Dirty Turczak

When you knock a girl out so that she is unconcious, then you fling her over your shoulder and bring her to your bed.

Jim used The Dirty Turczak in order to get laid for the first time.

by God May 13, 2005

urban turban

A wooly type hat with a peak. Can be worn either forwards, backwards or, more popularly, to the side. Worn in the urban jungle by all cultures

Check out the urban turban on him, he looks so cool

by JayFive April 18, 2006

tura

A salty, disgruntled hating individual

Hey, Carl why you hating on my hair your being such a tura

by Curl December 9, 2008

turban top

A Muslim of the Islamic faith who wears a large turban on the head. Also refers to anyone who decides to wear a turban on their head.

Hey turban top! What's under the turban? Take off the turban!!

by the candace! January 14, 2005