thirsty [whatever day it is]

a day that is good for drinking; today
yo man i just failed that physics test. i better study for the one we have tomorrow.
nah bro its thirsy monday!
by Randy December 07, 2004
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thirsty ass bitch

Emma's such a thirsty ass bitch
by Everyone123098564 March 23, 2017
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thirsty mother fucker

any man who tries to hook up with any chick at a party
Todd hit on everyone, even the ugliest and fattest of chicks at the party: he was a thirsty mother fucker.
by Bobby O. November 14, 2007
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Thirsty Two-Text

Defintion: noun:

When you so thirsty you can't wait for them to reply so you keep texting. ....having an awkward conversation with yo' sad self.

You have become thirsty two-text.

Go out and get some game.

Immediately.
John to Jill
John: Hey!
John: Hey man!
John: How was your day?
John: OMG the weather!

Jill's Friend to Jill
Friend: "Jill, John is a thirsty two-text."
by ain't got time for thirst February 21, 2014
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thirsty ass hoe

shana is a thirsty ass hoe.
by Jonathon998 March 10, 2015
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you thirsty for dick

U want dick u need it eat it swallow it u just love dick
Lucy: I'm so thirsty
Eli: you thirsty for dick
by 🙉🙊🙈🐒 April 15, 2016
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That’s one thirsty bitch

Tom :wow that’s one thirsty bitch
Brandy: yep that dog is very dehydrated

Tom: very hope she’s ok
by uhfhjhghjks June 02, 2021
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