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Teressa

Beautiful, talented, smart. Women named Teressa are often first-borns, and top of the class. They are laid-back, frequently have cow fetishes, and sometimes dorky.
Will you introduce me to Teressa? She is one gal I'd love to get to know better!
by I<3fart July 29, 2009
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Teresa Strasser

Strasser co-hosts the Adam Corola show. She is soft spoken but has a razor sharp and classically smart sense of humor. She pays therapists to listen to her while ironically she's paid to be listened to. She also has two other jobs.

She also can bench press 450. She got a 1900 on SATs. She eats wasabi without tearing up. She has proven that inertia is NOT a property of matter. Buddhists have confirmed in a former life, she was a Tyrannosaurus. The 1 - 10 scale was only 1 - 9 before she came around. She wasn't scared at The Ring and didn't cry at The Titanic. She drinks flaming 151 shots for breakfast, sometimes poured over cheerios. She is allowed to go over on the Price is Right and still win.

Danny Bonaduce has her back so if you write negative things about her on urban dictionary you'll be thrown over his head.
Teresa Strasser probably is good at checkers but got picked last for dodge ball.
by Steinsensager November 9, 2007
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Go Meet Mother Teresa

When you want a person to die because they are so annoying or because you hate them
Nerd: Guess what! I got an A on the test. Sucka!!!!
You: "Go meet mother Teresa"
by KJLISGOD April 11, 2017
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Term

Term means to go on the drink. Term is a synonym for 'session'.
Jesus that was some term last night or Will we have a bit of term tonight
by Pea though December 12, 2019
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terminal reciprocity

The point one reaches when they have asked too many favors without paying any back.
Roger is a douche, he reached terminal reciprocity after that last shenanigan.
by Groad January 11, 2008
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terminal ridiculocity

1. Synonym of 'ridiculous'
2. Synonym of recockulous

The point at which something can become no more ridiculous than its current state.
1. His tale reached terminal ridiculocity around the seventh time that he claimed to have saved the planet from imminent destruction.

2. Our endeavor approached terminal ridiculocity as we continually restarted webservers that continued to crash every few minutes.
by zortness March 18, 2010
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Terminal gay

when you homo-sexuality reaches terminal level. You will die and there is no turning back
john: I have terminal gay
Alex: Ew wtf dude go kys faggot
by Heukail March 11, 2018
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