Tattoo on a female's lower back. Considered the ultimate in body art by white trash. Also known at tramp stamp. Usually seen right above thier thong underwear.
When that bitch bends over you can see her fuck-me tattoo.
by jadyn513 February 23, 2007
The scientific rule that states "If a girl has more than three tattoos, she'll probably take it in the ass."
1.) At first, I didn't buy into the Three Tattoo Rule, but eight years later and a few more romantic encounters under my belt, I'd have to say it's true.
2.) Cindy didn't disappoint. She was covered in ink and reaffirmed my belief in the Three Tattoo Rule.
2.) Cindy didn't disappoint. She was covered in ink and reaffirmed my belief in the Three Tattoo Rule.
by Blenderhead91 June 08, 2009
The use of tattoos as an indicator of douchebaggery in men. Those with tattoos containing any color other than black have a high probability of being a douche. Those with tattoos containing only black ink are included in the douche category if any of those tattoos are in the form of an armband. Tattooless individuals are in the safe category unless those individuals can also be identified as metrosexual, which then puts them at extremely high risk for committing douchebaggery.
"Molly, you’d better steer clear of that guy. His lame ass sports logo tattoos and tribal armband put him on the high risk list as defined by the Tattoo Theory of Douchebaggery, and just make him look like a tool."
by JeepGirl09 May 15, 2012
by BrainFreeze193 July 18, 2009
When a little piece of toilet paper gets attaced to your penis after ejaculating into a roll of toilet paper.
by DanIdidyourmom January 19, 2012
“Dave went to New York and got a sick New York tattoo.” “These broads all got rabies after getting a New York tattoo.”
by The solo man December 19, 2017
A work of art, symbol, or sketch hidden behind a frame, mirror, headboard or other wall attachment of a hotel or motel room. The term is attributed to Joshua Homme, who created many wall tattoos while touring with Queens of the Stone Age. Some might try to link this practice with "anarchy" or "fighting the man" but these attempts usually end in fail. How serious can your statement be taken if you hide it under a $5 print?
"This hotel room smells like a band was in here! Quick, look behind the mirrors for Secret Wall Tattoos!"
Dude 1: Whoa, why are you taking down that picture frame?
Dude 2: I'm going to make a secret wall tattoo! I'm totally going to defy authority and feel like a rebel!
Chick 1: I'm never sleeping with either of you.
Chick 2: Me neither.
Dude 1: Whoa, why are you taking down that picture frame?
Dude 2: I'm going to make a secret wall tattoo! I'm totally going to defy authority and feel like a rebel!
Chick 1: I'm never sleeping with either of you.
Chick 2: Me neither.
by Some Jerk Bob June 17, 2009