MSNBC Susan

White, liberal, suburban moms who became MSNBC junkies during the Trump administration.

Wow all those MSNBC Susan’s loved Biden’s inaugural address

by BandoIsBad January 24, 2021

Lazy Susan

A Susan who is so lazy that she doesn’t wipe her own rear end, leaves used bath water in the tub for years, lets farm animals live and crap inside, can’t reach around to use her seatbelt or buckle in the kids, and has to move houses every 5 years because the old one has just collapsed into a shit hole, and wears a mumu shirt inside out so she doesn’t have to wash it.

Me: “Why does it smell like shit?”
Also me: “Lazy Susan must have walked by”

by Dena123 December 30, 2019

Pregnant Susan

noun: a generic term for a person who has an awkwardly placed adipose deposit on their lower stomach, as to simulate a pregnancy; a generic term for a girl who is just plain fat; a pejorative term for a person who is acting like a fatty

Cole: "I feel like such a jerk. I just asked that lady when she was due and she turned out to be a pregnant susan."

A.J: "Hey look guys, we can go eat at that table by the window."
Sheila: "Oh, it looks like there's somebody there."
A.J: "Well, that's okay we can go eat with them."
Juanes: "Oh HELL NO. Look at those flabby chins. No way am I eating dinner next to a pregnant susan."

Alexis: "You guys really want to take the subway seven blocks? Stop being a bunch of pregnant susans, we can all manage to walk that far."

by The Queen of Lichtenstein January 15, 2010

Little susan

The act of smearing chocolate on the upper lip of someone sleeping and crapping in a cup next to their bed.

Oh man, Rich was so drunk last night, his wife gave him a little Susan after he passed out and he freaked when he woke up.

by Keywestkids January 9, 2011

Shit Off Susan!!

A phrase uttered by people that are totally and utterly sick of judgemental mums-net types.

For fucks sake - Shit Off Susan!! - no one cares about your judgemental bollocks

by Andiblex June 27, 2018

The Susan Boyle Treatment

A sex act in which one handcuffs a woman to a treadmill, and rails the s*** out of her.
Also known as "The S.B. Treatment"

Greg: "How did your date go last night?"
Paul: "It was pretty correct! We went back to my house and I gave her The Susan Boyle Treatment!"

by Otto Seelbach December 13, 2010

Betty Susan

Betty Susan a word to describe a rude annoying or hateful person or thing. You can use this to confuse the person or when your frustrated.

E.g omg grace your being such a Betty Susan

E.g omg this maths problem is such a Betty Susan

by Betty Susan 123 December 26, 2020