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Obsessive surfing

To constantly surf the Internet, sometimes with out noticing you were doing it.
"I'm so addicted to the Internet I keep finding my self obsessive surfing!"
by bro fist August 3, 2015
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deadline surfing

The act of doing the least amount of work possible such that you could still conceivably get your essay in on time.
"Hey man do you wanna cheeky game of Boxhead?"

"Nah bro, gotta do some work now cause I spent all last night deadline surfing"
by toorightbro333 November 7, 2015
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clam surfing

The process of rubbing a semi erect penis across the opening of a moist vagine.
She wouldn't let me stick it in, I had to settle for some heavy clam surfing. White capped her belly.
by Mschmidthead June 5, 2017
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bong surfing

Upon running out of your own weed and being too broke to buy more; you then visit a different friend each day to get smoked out on their supply.
Garrett is so broke right now, I hear he's been bong surfing just to get high.
by rugtol44 June 30, 2018
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Urban Surfing

When you keep clicking the blue text on urban dictionary definitions with repetition to see where you end up
When you’re really bored, you should try urban surfing.
by Minicrusher4200 March 8, 2020
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Dog surfing

Sliding your feet on the floor on your way to the bathroom in the middle of the night so you don't step on the dog who is sleeping somewhere in the room.
I heard you dog surfing at 2:00 AM on your way to the bathroom.
by Vf500f December 13, 2019
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city surfing

An extremely dangerous illegal activity in large metropolitan areas that have bus service. Adventurous types climb onto the roof of a bus (usually from the top of the bus stop shelter) and ride the bus from the outside thereby avoiding paying bus fare and getting a cheap (free) thrill. City surfing can be done sitting, standing or laying down. It is advisable to lay down if law enforcement is in visible range in an attempt avoid being seen and thus apprehended.

It also applies to smaller passenger vehicles but these are much more dangerous and unpredictable while offering little or no way to hide from law enforcement.
"Dude what happened to Jason?"
"He split his dome city surfing, rest in peace man"
by breakfast dude July 30, 2020
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