Static-X

cool industrial-metal band with strong vocals but isnt annoying at all.
the best song : "im with stupid"
band with awsome songs to freak dance to.

static-x added me to their friends list on myspace.com!!

by xCHRISx December 27, 2004

statisticular cancer

The disease of person (often politician or journalist) who is constantly spewing statistics and refuses to back up their arguments with anything else.

Person 1: Dude, Bush refuses to use anything but numbers to prove that the Iraq war was a good idea.

Person 2: I know, he's totally got statisticular cancer.

by montycus October 10, 2007

Procrasturbation Station

The central location where one chooses to procrastinate in the form of masturbation.

I was supposed to write a paper, but I ended up practically glued to my procrasturbation station all night instead.

by Ass Sassinator January 10, 2011

A statistic

What you become if you die from drunk driving.

The crane operator dropped her payload on the drunk truck driver who is now just a statistic.

by P.L.U.R. kind friend September 1, 2017

static-x

The greatest fucking band that ever romed the earth. They rule.

Static-x? They rock.

by Shallow January 30, 2004

Closet Station

The closeted population of College Station, Texas due to the strong homophobia in the A&M area.

It's hard to be true to yourself in Closet Station, Texas

by m4m cstat July 9, 2009

Grand Central Station

A sexual position in which a female has sexual intercourse with 10 men simultaneously. The female places her knees on the ground in a position similar to a four legged animal. 5 men get behind her, and 3 of them shove their cocks in her vagina and 2 of the men insert their cocks in her anus. In front of the women 2 men simultaneously shove their dicks in her mouth. In addition to this, 1 man places his cock in her right and and 1 man places his cock in her left hand. Finally 1 man gets underneath the women and inserts his cock between her breasts. After all the men are in position the women vibrates her body like an electrocuted horse until all members of the party reach climax and orgasm

Mark: Hey man, did you hear, last night I helped a couple of guys Grand Central Station Rachael!

Mac: Get out dude, that is insane!

by 4coolguys January 15, 2011