pedo stache

the wispy half-mustache found on many teenage boys, but also some middle aged men, that make them look like pedophiles

Ew, john needs to shave that pedo stache, either grow it out or get rid of it:/

by thispussymute October 10, 2020

half stache

1. (n.) A partially developed mustache with a soft, fuzzy texture instead of thick, fully developed facial hair. It is undesirable and should be shaved off as soon as possible.
2. (n.) One who sports such a mustache in a desperate attempt to appear mature or cool, but obviously falls far short of their goal. A person with a half stache usually tries to act intellectual and contantly engages in unwanted political conversation with persons who do not desire to hear the half stache's ramblings.

Look at that loser, he has a half stache.

Half stache is trying to discuss popular soveriegnty with Mr. Knix again. I wish that idiot would know his place and just shut the hell up. Nobody even cares about what he has to say.

by Board of Education May 17, 2006

Sacha

Sacha Pronunciation: (sa-sha)
Meaning: presented with, nicely confronted, approached in a relaxed & honest way.

Explanation:

Being Sashed
swift yet funny, nija style - but with humour, efficient even with slips, trips & scuffs.

Slang - Sash-it

meaning: to give it some sash.

John stood on the pavement and this bloke slid past on the ice, falling off of the curb almost doing a summersault, yet with a beaming smile and genuine belief, managed to place in John's hand a leaflet of his up and coming gig.

John stood shocked yet somehow impresses as he realised that he had in fact been Sashed - it was the Sacha effect.

by Baron Freeman. February 6, 2010

Crab Stache

Crab's on your Moustache

Yesterday Jesse told me "I licked a Girl's Vagina an she had Crab's" an Today Jimmy My Moustache Itches What Hapend to me?

Jimmy said Maybe after you ate her out. Her Crab's got in your moustache.

Yup Jesse You got the Crab Stache

by UMS x Replay August 21, 2011

Heaven Stache

A blonde mustache that is barely visible to the naked eye, but appears visible under the divine light of the sun or at a very close proximity to the viewer's eye (10-12 inches).

Only common with very blonde people, the Heaven Stache is truly a symbol of divine wisdom and virtue.

The name is inspired from human faith in the existence of Heaven. You can't see it, but you know it's there.

Your Heaven Stache is glistening in the light, my son. You are truly a sage.

by NewYorkNick January 15, 2010

Stache

1. A disgusting moustache on the corners above the mouth.

2. Something that needs to stop.

3. A moustache that only shows about 5 hairs on each side, and then is blank in the middle.

Guy 1: Wow Mike, shave the stache.
Mike: No, teh_stache is leet.
Guy 1: That really has to stop.
Mike: I'm an I.

by BIRDMAN. November 9, 2005

sacha

a very lanky and shifty rich teenager who always looks like they're about to steal something. Hi lanky

Oh look its sacha, as lanky and shifty as ever... What did he steal

by thisjustininjustinisjustintime December 8, 2017