Stacha

Curious animal, punch in the crotch area on sight. Often mistaken for a total douchebag, but can be identified by his small testicles, which wont drop until he loses his virginity, which might not occur during its lifetime. They are a disgrace to the human male species and seem to avoid any change for status whatsoever.

Attention: Morning smell can be detected from 10 miles. Avoid breathing in high concentrations. Stay clear of subject until nuclear disposal team has arrived. When in doubt, C4.

A: Did you see Stacha's girlfriend?
B: No, I did not know he was a lesbian!

A: I'm leaving, i'm tired...
B: Don't pull a Stacha on us!

Stacha by roommate84 May 23, 2011

Nam-Stache

A mustache variant. Specifically, a mad dog (or Hulk Hogan if you prefer) that only combat Vietnam vets can grow after they've reached the age of 55. Only after you have looked eye ball to eye ball with the man in the black pajamas (a worthy fucking adversary) will you be able to grow this mustache.

Most, if not all, of the gentleman sporting this stache will be wearing a Vietnam Veteran hat and a pair of gold aviator sunglasses They may, or may not, also have a kick ass nickname, like "Dead Eye" or "Bunny".

Is your uncle Jack a porn director or a Nam vet?

You can't tell from his supreme nam-stache? I thought it was obvious!

Nam-Stache by Elwood Lane March 19, 2017

Dad-stache 

The dad-stache is a unique moustache that is perhaps the pinnacle of all staches. While it appears similar to a 70s porn stache, it is not quite the same since it is not as creepy.

Males can only grow one of these badboys once they have had a kid (in particular a son). It is a biologic reaction that has evolved through the years because such a moustache commands respect from ones offspring and in general demonstrates clear bad-assery.

You kind of had this nasty scum stache vibe going on until your wife had your son. Then all the sudden you developed a wicked dad-stache that made Burt Reynolds look like a pubescent cheeseball!

Dad-stache by Elwood Lane July 18, 2012

Sacha 

A Russian name spelled in the French form- can be a uni-sex name. Generally people with this name are extremely mysterious, humble, political about their views and will stand by them till the end, suggested you do not start an argument with a Sacha. Also very loyal people in friendship/relationships. Though beware, Sacha if caught on their bad side, they will be your absolute worst enemy. Sacha's are always successful. The true definition of Sacha is princess warrior as well as defender of man-kind. Sacha will always act with elegance and class. Never try to pass the wall Sacha has built around herself, very few can break these walls. You will never truly understand a Sacha- they keep much to themselves. They are fierce- Sacha Fierce?

Sacha is so Sacha- I can't stand it at times but it is irresistible.

Sacha by lanameie December 3, 2014

stacheboy 

Someone morbidly obese who calls people by their last names. Usually plays video games all day, doesn't play any sport, and is completely incapable of making a humorous joke. Usually they have names that begin with M,N,A, or R. They watch lots of anime, and most of the time they have a lot of siblings- 3 to 6. Hates common terms like "lol" "lmao" "lmfao" or "rip" but then continues to use cringy terms like "uwu" Even though they play lots of video games like COD, Fortnite, or Valorant, they usually suck at it even after playing for 30 hours. They usually have a sort of slogan that they repeat 20-30 times a day.

"Jesus man, Avery is such a douchebag!" "I know right! He's such a Stacheboy!"

stacheboy by Relzinhcs May 21, 2021

Smyrna 'Stache 

A thin, lightly pigmented mustache that is typically sported by young men in or near Smyrna, TN.

"He has a great body but I just can't see past his Smyrna 'Stache."

Smyrna 'Stache by Baxtastic November 25, 2009

Rat 'Stache 

A moderate amount of facial hair protruding above the upper lip. More a reflection of abandoned hygiene than maturity/suaveishness.

"Dude, buy a Bic. You got cheesey dust in your rat 'stache."

Rat 'Stache by Combatbat February 10, 2005