Splatteredpuss

Splatteredpuss is when womens pussy has been abused and worn out over her years,and the pussy resembles a Splattered tomato.

Man,that girl I took home from the bar last night had one hell of a Splatteredpuss.

by HumboldtHobo August 22, 2011

Splatterpillar

When a caterpillar gets stepped on it goes splat.

kid 1 - Wow! look at the size of that....

Sound 'splat'

kid 2 - uh, Splatterpillar?

kid 1 - It is now.

by Whymeandnotyou22 September 27, 2011

Splatterjacked

The process in which one hides in close proximity while their friend is masturbating and then when they climax the person comes out and throws the cum rag in their face

I was yanking it on the kitchen table when suddenly my roomate hopped out of the refridgerator and splatterjacked me!

by Kurtzkurtz11 January 18, 2012

Splatter Board

When a woman’s face is ejaculated on by a man, or men, the woman’s face becomes the “Splatter Board."

I was watching this awesome porn, where three guys turned this chick into a splatter board.

by acw11790 February 12, 2012

splatter guard

A device made from toilet paper that keeps diarrhea from splattering all over the toilet.

Girl, you ate those BK onion rings last night. You're gonna need a splatter guard.

by jman2001 May 20, 2014

splatter-douch

A term (with farmer/redneck etymology) when two or more guys are trying to get behind a pickup truck or SUV stuck in an off-road rut or muddy patch, and subsequently get hosed down and splattered with mud and water when the (often female) weakest driver gets behind the wheel and thinks the best maneuver is to put the pedal to the medal and go full throttle to get the vehicle unstuck and out of the rut.

Me and Daryl got completely splatter-douched when Ellie Mae tried to push the Ford out of that manure pit after unloading all that stinky silage for them there steers.

by metromicron October 24, 2014

slatherphobia

Fear of the spreading or smearing of sunscreen on ones inner thigh.

I have slatherphobia

by aboy the kid May 21, 2015