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A device made from toilet paper that keeps diarrhea from splattering all over the toilet.
Girl, you ate those BK onion rings last night. You're gonna need a splatter guard.
by jman2001 April 07, 2014
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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