Definitions by metromicron

fault in our stars 

A reference to the concept of fate, and that there are certain things that happen which are not our fault, and that are already predestined or outside of our influence.

It was the fault in our stars that my sister's family and their home were destroyed by a tornado.

fault in our stars by metromicron October 24, 2014

splatter-douch 

A term (with farmer/redneck etymology) when two or more guys are trying to get behind a pickup truck or SUV stuck in an off-road rut or muddy patch, and subsequently get hosed down and splattered with mud and water when the (often female) weakest driver gets behind the wheel and thinks the best maneuver is to put the pedal to the medal and go full throttle to get the vehicle unstuck and out of the rut.

Me and Daryl got completely splatter-douched when Ellie Mae tried to push the Ford out of that manure pit after unloading all that stinky silage for them there steers.

splatter-douch by metromicron October 24, 2014