showerbation

The act of masterbation in the shower or bath.

Chris was showerbating, so it took him forever to get ready.

by Shmoblar August 26, 2005

Cologne Shower

An alternative to a shower, were cologne is excessively used to mask not taking a shower when it was needed.

Person 1: Damn I'm too lazy to take a cologne shower, but that's all right I'll take a cologne bath.

by Sevhakop December 20, 2008

take a cold shower

to relieve yourself of all sexual desire. i.e masterbation or a cold shower

"Mmmm, John your body looks so fine," said Bob
"Dude, thinking about men? Go take a cold shower already."

by Meltdownx July 28, 2003

Shower Re-run

The times when you're in the shower and you turn off the water, and step out but then realize you still have shampoo in your hair or shaving cream so you proceed to go back into the shower and extend your time.

"Hey man what took you so long??"

"Oh sorry i had to take about 8 shower re-runs this morning."

by ilikeponiessss January 2, 2009

Shower Story

Jerking off in the shower.

After seeing Tiffany's hot mom in a bikini, there would be a good shower story in the morning.

by jj321 October 15, 2009

shower amnesia

when you haven't taken a shower in so much of a long time that you have forgotten the last time you took a shower.

Person A: Dude, when was the last time you took a shower? You smell like a fatass with hemorrhoids having diarrhea after eating buffalo wings.

Person B (Stricken by shower amnesia): Ewwww. Well, anyway, i dont exactly recall, maybe Tuesday, or Monday, IDK.

by O.Z. tha O.G. February 7, 2010

showerglarphobia

A fear of a burglar inside of your shower.

This results in a habitual opening of the shower to "check" for the suspicious person in your bathing area.

"Do you really open the shower when you shit Earl?"

"Yeah... (sigh) I suffer from showerglarphobia. It's a phobia suffered by mainly the smartest, most diverse and awe inspiring people on earth that creates a fear of a burglar or suspicious person, as stated on my police report from when I swear I saw Dick Cheney with a shotgun, inside of you shower when you go to relieve yourself."

"That's bullshit Earl. No such thing exists. Your full of shit."

"No way. its a Facebook group, DUHH!! It exists jackass. The last thing I wanted was a face full of bird shot when I was trying to pinch a loaf in solitude."

by the see-ma-wae February 27, 2010