Saber Tooth Pissant

A pissant with a lot more propensity to be annoying; or a worthless person whose mentality dates back to the Stone Age or the Cro-Magnon era.

My boss is a Saber Tooth Pissant.

by JanitorialDebut November 1, 2009

saber-toothed crotch jockey

N. A woman (or a man) who gives a guy head and grazes the teeth in inexperience. Biting may also be involved.

I didnt know she was a saber-toothed crotch jockey when i unzipped my fly or i would have let you have her.

by carpiethe April 25, 2010

saber-toothed tiger

Like a cougar, but older. Whereas the term cougar refers to an attractive, seductive woman in her late 30s and up, a saber-toothed tiger is an attractive, seductive woman in her late 50s and up.

A Saber-toothed tiger is also referred to as a "smilodon".

"Check out that cougar by the bar, man! She has been eyeballing me all night."
"Cougar? She's older than cougar, bro. That right there is a saber-toothed tiger."

by osirusr September 23, 2011

Saber Tooth Cat

A prehistoric super old bitch/lady who prays on young men. AKA Cougars Mom.

When your dating a man who's the same age as your grandson your a ,"Saber Tooth Cat."

by JaLa August 13, 2012

SadeLove

An awesome female who has a great sense of humor She is funny, like Saturday Night Live funny. Wont hang around drama filled people but still has too many friends to count.They are also smart and don't take crap from anyone. A SadeLove is a girl that you can't get enough ridiculously beautiful and sexy and has a habit of being too pretty for her own good. She likes flowers and alcohol, and will probably smoke a peace pipe in later life. And she has a smart ass mouth.SadeLove is awkward but still really cute. She is cool, sweet, but doesn't want to be the center of attention. SadeLove tends to fall in love with people she thinks are too good for here and is terrible at sharing her true feelings, but once you get to know her, you'll instantly enjoy her company.Whenever you see her you can't help but smile and watch as she smiles back. Her smile is also great. They are real smooth with there words but at the same time have feelings. There known to care about all lot of people, but when hurt your officially cut off hold grudges, but eventually let things go. SadeLove's are also lovers and they hate to have there heart broken,so tends to Run free. Like they have to go threw like a whole system of getting there self together. Sade's are sweet sensitive people, that are kind of seasoned and have and young sprit, but still remain mature and wise at the same time. Also there great listeners, and care about people problems.

Boy 1"Sade is so weird, but i like her."

Boy 2: Duh, her name is Sadie.

Boy 1: Did you hear the Beatles have a song called "Sexy Sadie"?

Boy 2: Duh, all Sadie's are sexy

Man 1"Did you see SadeLove ooft, I so would"

Man 2:"Yeah, but she was a cheeky bugger, but yeah, she was fineeee as usual"

by semanomano10 September 20, 2012

sadebration

An outburst matching the intensity and physical characteristics of a celebration, but instead of joy it is fueled by sadness. Men often use sadebration or v. sadebrating under false pretenses as an excuse for any innapropriat/involuntary fits of joy that anger their wife/girlfriend.

Ex. "Honey, I swear me and my homeboys were just sadebrating ur failed pregnancy test with sadebratory chest bumps, looks like it's prolly gunna be one of those all night sadebration's.

by Thugnasty7 March 20, 2015

Saber Sausage

Saber sausage is where you're boner has accended to the level of war. It thirst to wage its mass destructive force against those who stand against its might.

The chosen one shall rise the saber sausage to vanquish all. So it was written.

by TGSUnderground (Also my YT) May 13, 2015