crap shoot

Something that is random, not based on skill. People think this refers to an asshole (where your crap shoots out), but it's actually a reference to the dice-rolling game called Craps.

The stock market is a crap shoot.

by EGarrett June 13, 2004

Poo Shooter

1. Person, either male, female or hermaphodite who feels the dire need to spew nonsensical shit or utter lies to make themselves look better in the eyes of their peers. Usually one who is socially inadequate, personally insecure or, quite simply, a fucktard of immense proportions. 2. One who tells lies to make themselves more fantastic in the eyes of others. 3. One who practices bullshit artistry, more commonly known as a bullshit artist.

1. 'I have a Ferrari F50 in my garage at home!' - 'On your income? What a Poo Shooter.'

by John Barry July 4, 2006

Shoots Brah

Some back ground info: Typicaly used in the Hawaiian islands.It is an informal good bye amongst the youth of the islands, but not limited to the use of youngsters. There are some reported cases of use on "The Mainland". When said in a passive manner, one usually throw up a shaka then says the words "Shoots Brah."

A word of many meanings. With a change of tone the words meaning can change instantly. It can be used as a casual good bye^. The word can be used as an aggressive response to a call out also*.

^ First Ex.
Man1: I see you at the party tonight then?

Man2: Yup, just remember to bring the Hards and I'll bring the Budz

Man1: To night is going to be Action, oh shit gotta go.

Throws Up a Shaka
Man2: Shoots Brah!

* Second Ex.
Man1: I heard you was talking shit.

Man2: What the fuck, you Tripin'

Man1: What did you just say!

Man2: Maybe you shouldn't let your dad stick his dick in your ears anymore so you can hear better.

Man1: Fuck that! We go Scrap

Man2: Shoots Brah!

by Maui Boy-Lahaina Side October 19, 2010

I Shoot You

Said after a kill is achieved on Rainbow Six 3 during Live play. "I Shoot You" is almost always followed by teabagging of the victim.

Yay!!! DadKennedy eliminated FatassVodkaChugger69 (Brandon Rodenbaugh). "I Shoot You"

by Deborah Stocker February 9, 2004

Don't shoot the puppy

probably one of the best/worst time waster games ever made. involves a puppy a cannon and maybe the occasional red ball.

Man, I was playing don't shoot the puppy the other day and I about crapped myself it was so fun.

Ever heard of don't shoot the puppy? no? Good, let's keep it that way...

by jolly saint hick January 30, 2009

Pea shooter

Used disparagingly to describe a weak gun. Typically a handgun or even BB gun.

Tim: You think you can do any damage with that pea shooter you got there?

Bill: Shut up Tim, it's shot placement that counts.


Antonyms: hand-cannon

by Perspicacity_89 January 13, 2009

You Shoot Like A Stormtrooper

An insult that hunters, cops, mobs, or paintball players use. It means that you cant hit shit when you shoot kuz your too fucking gay to learn how to aim or your too friggin weak to hold the gun steady, or you have a crappy scope on your gun and cant aim. Everyone whos seen Star Wars knows that Stormtroopers suck ass at shooting kuz hundreds of them missed hitting Luke and then got their asses kicked.

Hunter : What the hell that friggin moose was right in front of you and you MISSED? Damn you shoot like a Stormtrooper
Cop: You didnt hit the convict? dammit now hes escaped from jail. You shoot like a stormtrooper
Mobs: Dammit you were supposed to whack Jimmy. Whassamottayoo? You shoot like a Stormtrooper!
Paintball Player: Dumbass! Missed me! You shoot like a Stormtrooper!

by ... September 2, 2004