sack of stupid

someone who is a complete and utter failure as a human being they tend to be; clumsy, slow, not very bright or what some people call touched in the head, you generally tend to ignore what these idiotic people say and try to avoid them at all costs

Guy 1: Man Joe is 12 lbs of stupid in a 2 lbs pail just look at him.
Guy 2: Yea he's one huge sack of stupid
Guy 1: Let's go grab a beer and make fun of him for the next half hour
Guy 2: Hell yea as long as your paying
Guy 1:(under breath) Get a job you cheap ass

by iridebikes:D June 28, 2007

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Sack skid

When a man is taking a shot and the long turd breaks off, falls forward and smacks the ball sack. Leaving a skid mark.

Janice was miffed last night while she was blowing my junk and she said it was a little funky. It must have been from the sack skid I had earlier.

by J rock from the dirty E April 4, 2018

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Drag Sack

Bringin me down;Depressing me;Bummin me out.

Guy1:Dude shut up yer makin me drag sack.
Guy2:Sorry man just really depressed.

by duddddeeeee who is bored May 19, 2009

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Khaki Sack

A fabric constriction around the groin that occurs as a result of sitting or propping up a leg in tight pants (preferably khakis), forcing others to have a superfluous magnitude of testicular knowledge.

You might want to push that waste down a bit before sitting down. You're rocking a khaki sack

by Steve Gorak November 10, 2009

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Leather Sack

The condition in which one's testicals tighten up and feel leathery often happening after exiting a pool or cold bath. The physical feel of testicles while experiencing Blue Balls. The shrinkage and tightening of your balls right before blowing your load.

That pool was fucking cold, I think i have leather sack.

by Mike Grizzlee July 3, 2007

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