quiffché

1. An accident that keeps happening over and over again.
2. The commonheld belief amongst women that their "shit don't stank."
3. A trite accusation or denial playing on stereotypes.

Don't accuse me of farting on the dancefloor, that's so quiffché!

Pretending that you can't cook even though you are a woman...that's pretty quiffché.

by MrDuke4 September 24, 2011

Quaaf

The noise made by the expulsion of air from between rolls of fat. Related to queef.
Quaaf(ed)

Laquisha was passed out - It took a lot of tequila to bring the big girl down. She was laying there on the floor and when he rolled her over she quaafed so hard it almost scared him sober.

by AndyPants550 July 2, 2014

Queffy

A skinny fooler named jack Healy that won't call a fella for a bag of weed and can't roll for shit

This queffy chaps fukin gay

by Queffy November 28, 2019

Quoffing

Quoff; Quoffer; Quoffed; Quoffing: The Female version of Boofing. Essentially the female mixes her drug of choice such as methamphetamines with a small amount of water in a syringe (without the needle) and then places the tip of the device gently into the vagina. She then pushes the plunger down emptying it's contents inside the vagina. This method of introducing the drug into the body is said to be one of the most potent and immediate ways to get the drug quickly into the bloodstream and have the most incredible and intense high.

Do you want to quoff? Are you a quoffer? I quoffed the last of my drugs earlier. I prefer quoffing over boofing!

by Khaos D November 14, 2021

Pete Quaife

The original lead guitarist of the kinks from 1964 to 1969. He was born Tavistock, Devon, England under Peter Alexander Greenlaw Kinnes. he's very underrated.

"Hey! Do you know people that formed the kinks?"
"Yes, I do! Pete Quaife and Ray Davies!"

by RodTargent October 16, 2018

Quiff

1)a slang term for the female anatomy; a vagina.
2)Someone who is despised by you.

So I says to Mable, that Simon Cowell is some quiff.

by Turbo of Hali August 24, 2006

Qwaffle

Much similar to the term"Queef" (Vagina fart), except to fart out of the penis.

What's that smell? I think Adam just "Qwaffled"

by johowavesand43 June 14, 2011