ninja puddle

1. A puddle on the ground that you don't notice until you've stepped in it.

2. A puddle that seemed shallow until you stepped in it. Turns out that it's not shallow at all. You end up ankle-deep in rain/piss/vomit, etc.

May: "Why the hell are your jeans soaked to your ankles?!"

JJ: "I stepped in about seven ninja puddles going across the campus."

by maxcee December 8, 2009

Muddy Puddle

Cumming inside of someone's ass then them shitting on your dick after making them gag on their own shit spitting it back into your mouth and you spitting it right back into that hairy asshole.

"Do you wanna do a Muddy Puddle tonight babe".

by Pu55y D35tr0y3r June 5, 2020

Dingler Puddle

A puddle of semen left in the small of a girl's back, the head of the penis is then slapped into the puddle, spreading the ejaculate across the back.

"We were watching The Girl Next door when I went splashing in her Dingler Puddle!"

by Namor Aquaman June 30, 2008

Salt Puddle

A puddle of water that is remaining after the roads were recently salted leaving a salt water filled puddle, that has the ability to add white scum to your automobile. This commonly occurs on Pittsburgh streets during the winter.

Oh shit I just drove through a salt puddle

by pixburghz finezt March 27, 2009

Piddle Puddle

The wet spot left on the bed sheets after a female masturbates.

I walked in my roommates room
and saw her piddle puddle.

I squirted so much last night I had to sleep in my own piddle puddle.

by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017

Love puddle

The saturated wet spot on the mattress after making love.

I had to lay in the love puddle while we cuddled after sex.

We left a huge love puddle on the bed and went to shower.

by Andee Vaccum March 16, 2021

green puddle skipper

a particularly trashy, decrepit, old, rusted, non-functional, or just generally crappy vehicle. The green puddle skipper is an amplification of the general use puddle skipper. A green puddle skipper may be any color (usually "rust"), but bonus points shall be awarded if said car is actually any shade of green. A green puddle skipper goes above and beyond bad taste or low budget, and is the sort of car that should have been shredded, shot, or compacted into a small steel cube dozens of years ago. There is no excuse for a green puddle skipper.

"Holy geez! Was that a bright yellow 1979 Mercury Cougar with a coat hanger for an antenna and Saran Wrap for the windshield?!?"
"Yessir, it was."
"What a green puddle skipper!"

by LightBoy December 9, 2005